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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  2. You say "tomato", I say get away from me Mr. Tomato man

    By BigButtFeatherBottom,
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  3. Ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball, however the rules clearly state that only students with a GPA above 2.0 may play for this middle school team and your dog does not qualify by those metrics, please remove him from the court.

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter,
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  4. Everybody goes on about how bad Jack the Ripper was, but no one ever talks about the parents, Mr. and Mrs. The Ripper

    By AuntFlovid19,
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  5. Aukerman Scott I'm Bang Bang Comedy to Welcome

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter,
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  6. This cream is topical which unfortunately means it's full of coronavirus.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. If you love something, set it free, clearly explain your feelings and let it make a rational decision.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Please don't take photos of my pho toes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Is ANYBODY horny!??

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. Thou shalt not kill, unless you really need to, for like a war or something.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. I looked upon the evening sky / and wondered idly how I'd die / and then my mommy asked me why / my dick was stuck inside a pie.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. The quick fox jumped over the lazy brown dog. What a showoff

    By BigDortyBob,
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  13. Meow, you could chip a tooth on those frogs legs.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  14. I sat upon the washing machine/ until I felt it in my spleen / and twixt my legs burst forth a sheen / of viscous mucus most supreme. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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  15. Candy is dandy, but dandies aren’t candy. Spit him out right now.

    By Canadian Tuxedo,
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  16. It’s Doctor E. Science Theater 3000. I didn’t go to school for eight years to be called Mister E. Science Theater 3000.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. It’s called La Place de la Femmes Sans Pantalons.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Got a crust butt, make you bust nut

    By DonJuansDongBong,
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  19. Just say you’d like corned beef on your sandwich and stop describing it as rubinesque.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. If you’re wondering why there aren’t any sour patch adults maybe you should stop eating their young.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, around the corner, the fudge is madey

    By Tickle The Grundle,
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  22. I’ve been using earplugs for about a month but can still only fit the tiniest of dicks in my ears.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Don’t worry, I brought ear plugs, nose plugs and butt plugs.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. You say “tomato,” I say “live review fruit.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Theirs not to reason why, / Theirs but to sit and spin.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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