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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it wakeboard.

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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    • 310 views

  2. I have to wait til it rains to get a shower, which sux.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 213 views

  3. How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Norris?

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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    • 434 views

  4. Y'all got fake poo?

    By Shankly,
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    • 190 views

  5. If you're going King Kong on your Ding Dong, you're doing that Thing Wrong.

    By Hockaloogie,
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  6. You can munch my butt and you can suck my nutts but Dont you ever Nut my sucks or Bunch my Mutts!

    By Pendleton Tiptoes,
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    • 302 views

  7. Computers hate it when you press CTRL, ALT, DELETE; fucks up their whole day.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 222 views

  8. I’m just trying to get some blood into my genitals.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Sometimes I worry some people really are just trying to get it wet, there’s more to life than it being wet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. If you think you’ve been waiting a long time for the second cumming of Christ just talk to Jesus’s wife, she hasn’t gotten laid in 2000 years.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 227 views

  11. It's a slippery slope when you puff on the dope.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 223 views

  12. If whiffs of butts were candy and nuts my uncle wouldn’t be in prison.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  13. What’s up, thermodynamically agitated canis lupus?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. So long as nongs doth hey, or tent we sling, so long lives this, and gives deez nuts to thee.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I went to the woods because I wished to poop deliberately, and not, when I die, remember that I had shat my pants at the company picnic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 248 views

  16. Welcome to Comedy Dry Hump! Oops, wrong podcast.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 209 views

  17. I picked up CBB on my CB while driving to the CDC after watching a DVD.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 213 views

  18. Legend of Bagger Vance? I Hardly Legend of Know 'er Vance!

    By AuntFlovid19,
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    • 223 views

  19. CBB deez nuts!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 276 views

  20. Boiled eggs are the ultimate fast food. You don't even have to peal them.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 224 views

  21. Welcome to Off Book the Improvised Musical Podcast with Zach and Jess! That one's Zach Reino, that one's Jessica McKenna.

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter,
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    • 197 views

  22. It's hard to forgive, but easy to stay inside the bathroom all day, sitting on the toilet and waiting to see what comes out.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 205 views

  23. Peek Freans or Freak Peens, one away or another daddy's gonna eat

    By AuntFlovid19,
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    • 251 views

  24. Shout-out to all the algae-covered writers who are into being dominated sexually! Like and subscribe, lichen sub scribes!

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter,
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    • 195 views

  25. “Catch this, bang that,” meowed the baseball-throwing cat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 233 views
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