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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I bring home the bacon and she’s making a lot of bread but neither of us has any money.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 227 views

  2. Now these are some crispy banacas.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 243 views

  3. Take my pants—please!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 240 views

  4. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him wear pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 228 views

  5. Oh where, oh where has my little what's up hot dog gone?

    By deficientDonovan,
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  6. One, two, Buckle my shoe; Three, four, go to the shoelace store

    By deficientDonovan,
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    • 211 views

  7. Here is the church, and here is the steeple. Open my legs, and make me some people.

    By deficientDonovan,
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    • 243 views

  8. Pop it in, sit and spin, grin on the chin. And that’s how you assemble a swivel chair.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 225 views

  9. These Pop Tarts are makin’ my parts hop! More like sex’s’mores!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 247 views

  10. Colin Firth, not thecond or third.

    By Dr. Pee pee,
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    • 235 views

  11. If you think a hot dog is a sandwich then a pizza is a tartine.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 206 views

  12. I’ve been trying to have sex with a loaf of bread for weeks and at this point it’s become a stale mate.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 217 views

  13. Unfortunately Mr. Bond I gave you a fatal version of herpes last night and in six to eight months you’ll be dead of herpes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 208 views

  14. I have to urinate like a racist horse.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 233 views

  15. A sneakingï»ż, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after alï»żl had left.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 269 views

  16. Invite me to bed and you’ll suffer from errors, I tend to sleep naked and have night terrors

    By Dingle McCringleberry,
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    • 317 views

  17. Are Jason Mantzoukas and Chris D'Elia the same person?

    By PlacateTheMuse,
    • 1 reply
    • 1142 views

  18. Hashbrown the Ghost Clown wants pants too

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 216 views

  19. There ain’t no party like a pants-free party ‘cause a pants-free party is the only kind of party where there ain’t no pants on the people at the party.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 226 views

  20. Pants and corn, pants and corn, every hot doggie loves pants and corn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 214 views

  21. “Pryer inspired priest retires after roast of entire choir”, Cried the Inquirer Choir Cryer.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,   
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    • 216 views

  22. I typed my name in Porn Hub's search bar, but nothing came up.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 284 views

  23. Ahoy, buoy boy!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 232 views

  24. There’s a party in my pants and I’m not invited!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 225 views

  25. Bingo Bango, my favorite movie is Rango!

    By Lou Moon,
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    • 176 views
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