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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Deep into dog mess / I step—and muse / While brown poos fuse / To my blue suede shoes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Red Rover, Red Rover! Send nude pics of Grover!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  3. Commonly co-opted Congolese optometrists cooperate calmly with Omani oncologists.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  4. Theirs not to reason why, theirs to go to Best Buy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. If I had a nickel for every time I needed a pay toilet, your Honor, I wouldn’t have these five arrests for public urination.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey crank it with your lube.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I’ve got a tickle in my throat, all the way down to my pickle and my scrote.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  8. I’ve got a couple of kids in central Pennsylvania. I like to call them my Hershey squirts.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  9. This brandy makes me randy, but this porny makes me horny

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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  10. Bread sky at night, sandwich delight. Bread sky in the morning, toast.

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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  11. Without this penny, I thee wed.

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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  12. That's a clam, Ma’am: a sea ham!

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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  13. I’d host her poster but her post-hair purse there is my first fare.

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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  14. Shakespeare once, shame on you. Shakespeare twice, activate Punch Doctor 3000

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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  15. A bright white like my Nike trike might light our hike. Hark, the dark bark of the neighbourhood shark, woof woof woof woof

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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  16. Why Mr Rotund, this isn’t your fund. That fat sack of cash pays for grandmother’s stash

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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  17. A mother's wish, a father's fish. A daughter's scream, a son's sea bream.

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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  18. Fountain of knowledge, go to college. Fountain of youth, wiggle wiggle wiggle look me banana

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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  19. They always ask 'What's up, chicken butt' but never 'How are you, supple chicken ass?'

    By peedMostInTweedCoats,
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  20. In the words of the Immortal Bard: "Oh shit, I think I'm dying."

    By FrozenJelloBasement,
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  21. Ten tenebrous tarantulas' tarantisic tarantellas tear tenuously taut, turgid thought through too true, truant troughs, to target timid time twined trine: the tide's tines tied; tripled, tackled tye: thine.

    By daddysboy,
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  22. I see London, I see France, I see a pair of Tan France Tan France Pants

    By Carl Hungus,
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  23. If you’re afraid of ghosts it’s important to remember that they don’t exist.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. This gang bang's a sad thang

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  25. George Lucas's Mucas Darth Maka Me Pukas

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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