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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Your momma’s bottom’s so powerful, Ebenezer Scrooge has nothing on her.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. You’re telling me the Flintstones society could make a camera flash out of a bird but the best they could do for cars was to kick their feet like a bunch of suckers?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Here’s my yearly reminder to McDonald’s to please kill off the character of Grimace and make it canonical that his soul has been obliterated so that he may no longer threaten the multiverse, which our own reality is a part of

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  4. He doesn’t sing Jeremy Piven, but he does sing Jeremy Renner.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. I always go balls deep, but you have to when you got a little dick.

    By LawrenceOfALabia,
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  6. I like my women like I like my coffee, strong, salty, and deep in my ass.

    By LawrenceOfALabia,
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  7. Sweet tea for my sweeties, enemas for my enemies, sweet tea enemas for my acquaintances.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. It makes me want to cry when I think about how disappointed Amerigo Vespucci would be with us.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. My cat Jod loves seeing me in my horse-riding outfit. When he does, Jod purrs.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. I've been down so long it looks like duck to me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Blame me, shame me but don't skin and frame me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Toilet humour will make you friends, thru the camaraderie of the U-bend.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. The radioactive banana killer's favourite MJ track was thriller.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Who's Afraid of Virginia Nuts?

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. As tart farts dart through parted cheeks, hard sharts bombard my Dungarees.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Let a man use your pool, he swims for a day. Buy a man a pool, you can fuck his wife!

    By Not Jack Villani Lint,
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  17. My. Mother. Said. To. Pick. The. Very. Best. One. And. You. Are. Not. It!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  18. Yore momma’s so old.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. If you keep putting bread in my ears, I’ll end up becoming a sandwich.

    By TylerGarver,
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  20. The ice man cometh, but he makes sure the ice woman cometh first

    By the constant pardner,
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  21. Polish sausages to get them shiny, mispronounce polish and I’ll kick your hiney.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Your mother is so overweight she makes the figurative literal.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Robotic crushable spiders that can hold dog poop are the new flaming brown paper bags.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Never look a gift cat in the butthole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. If elbows and sphincters were croissants and sprinklers and I like less than half of you half as well as frozen margaritas

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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