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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Come trick me if you can, a treat would be more sweet, spread your piggies for me Scott Aukerman, Creator and CEO of wikiFeet

    By Wes Cravin' Attention,
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  2. Lilo and Stitch were found in a ditch, eating their Christmas Pie.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Better a Charlie Cough Man than a Charlie Horse Man.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. The ants in my pants, chant mainly on the plants.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Gentlemen, shart your Slim jims.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. A friend who bleeds is a friend indeed - old vampire proverb.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. A roll in the hand is worth a diarrhea in the bush

    By ET the Extra Testicle,
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  8. It's a meet to pleasure you, let's dance like freaks and clap them cheeks.

    By ET the Extra Testicle,
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  9. In days of old when knights were bold and toilets were not yet invented, they'd lay their loads beside the roads and walk away contented.

    By ET the Extra Testicle,
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  10. Nothing gets me harder than blood flow to my penis.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. Give me Cardi B or give me death!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  12. The ants go marching and they don't stop marching, all the live-long day.

    By transparentslimeball,
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  13. I came here to eat ass and chew bubblegum--and I'm all out of bubblegum!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  14. When you said the groomer gave her doggy style, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. And then she divorced me just for singing “good riddance!” to the tune of the Hot Pocket jingle at her mother’s funeral.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Everybody’s twerkin’ for the Wheat Thins.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. My name is Scorch Borschtleman and I make a mean mug of burnt beet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Ficus, Ferns, and Farrah Fawcett. Three things that don't belong in your closet.

    By Nobodysanonymous,
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  19. If you can’t take the heat, try not to get gonorrhea.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. “Poop” rhymes with “soup,” but believe me, they are not the same thing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. I don't get got, I go get. So if you get got, you got got by a go getter. (Go on now get, but don't get got.)

    By Nobodysanonymous,
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  22. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, and whatever you do, do not call me late for dinner

    By FattWatson,
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  23. Waiter, this yeast piss is delicious!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. I’m a man of my word and that word and that word is “lying”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. If a dog farts in a building and no one is around to smell it, does it clear the room?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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