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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let’s park the car and blast Benny Hill Yakety Sax

    By TylerGarver,
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  2. Sunshine on my goshdarn shoulders.

    By TylerGarver,
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    • 163 views

  3. Socks, Crocs or 'nocs, nobody birds for free.

    By Chaz Deferens,
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  4. Prep your buns and ready your eyes. Dads and sons and apples and pies. We scream “IT’S TIME!” we’ve made it at last. You’ll never forget LEAF IN ASS!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. A fortunate Scorpius forages, there's no shortages of porridges or Florida oranges. Of course there's no origins of fauna or flora sins but some orcas swim with limp dorsal fins.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  6. Take the whole fam gambling, go grab your kin. Mam's rambling "go max or min!" Damn, all the bramble and gin. BAM! All the bets are in. I'm clamoring.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  7. Moses supposes his trichinosis diagnosis is another good reason to keep kosher.

    By Tranny Zuko,
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  8. If you sniff a butt, you may be a mutt. But if you lick a butt, you may be a slut.

    By Theslizardwizard,
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    • 228 views

  9. "Shove gorgonzola in my Gorgon hole-a," demanded the lactose-curious Medusa.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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    • 253 views

  10. I think I’m going to hit the sack, said the dominatrix.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 228 views

  11. Anal Fishers are very specific in the Pacific

    By The Anal Fisherman,
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    • 189 views

  12. Anal Fishers are very specific in the Pacific

    By The Anal Fisherman,
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    • 176 views

  13. Does a bear shit in the woods? Because I’m trying to get ahold of some bear shit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 201 views

  14. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of yet another small business person.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Your hey is writing checks that your nong can’t cash, man

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 200 views

  16. Don’t assume. Because assume begins with the word ass, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 210 views

  17. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! That's what my gynecologist says.

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  18. Mirror mirror on the wall, why's my dick so fucking small?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  19. Mama Mia, I pissed on the pizza... Here have a slice

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  20. Nobody wants to see your shaved cat. Or "baby" as you call it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Jim Morrison's van loving brother could never find a moniker that fit his obsession.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 185 views

  22. I'm a hoarder not a heighter.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 191 views

  23. The worst part of waking up / Is seeing who you’ve fucked.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 190 views

  24. Good eats settle in my feet / somebody get my gout medicine

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  25. Is your mom the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally? Cuz she’s a real super spreader.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 221 views
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