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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you’re not ok with Mathew Perry’s dingleberries / I don’t think we can be Friends

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  2. When God closes a door, he opens a window. You should see his heating bill!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  3. Whether life gives you lemons or melons it remains to be seen / if dyslexia’s a defense when she’s not 18

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  4. Travis Scott / Post Malone / neither would have left Kevin Home Alone

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  5. Satisfaction is the death of desire / unless you were the one who started the California wildfires

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,   
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  6. If you’ve seen the shit I have to deal with then you’re probably my proctologist.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. The game is afoot!... fetish and I’m here to play

    By Mr. RootyTooty,
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  8. *

    By Mr. RootyTooty,
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  9.  The pirate says "Avast, me hearties." Scott's old roomate says "I like parties!"

    By ShiningElevatorofDiarrhea,
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  10. She got a dick like a full body ingrown hair.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  11. Gargle that shit in the back of your throat! Bitch, Mouthwash Awareness Week ain't no joke!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  12. Roll over Beethoven, Your pianist is showing!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  13. Two parts heart and one part shart.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  14. My kicks are sick but they look like dicks, walkin’ down the street, skeetin’ with my feet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Two if by land, one if by sea, when the British arrive, I poop and pee.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. My lady's coochie is a piano and I'm Liberace. She calls me Scott Baio cause she wants my big Chachi.

    By Wes Cravin' Attention,
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  17. Well, I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king.        Just call me Scott Bakula because I can't seem to stop Quantum Leaping.

    By Wes Cravin' Attention,
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  18. As sure as Vodka and Tomato Juice gets you a Bloody Mary, Scott Eastwood splooged out from his father's dirty harry.

    By Wes Cravin' Attention,
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  19. These panties be moist, though never by choice, my ball sack will just not stop sweating.

    By Nobodysanonymous,
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  20. Mom! Mom! The community college writing competition accepted my Smash Mouth All-Star fanfic!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  21. I haven't been this excited since the 1977 Donnie And Marie Christmas Special!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  22. The only time I settle / Is when you kiddies meddle.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. The classical studies conference was great, but the title of the “Nymphomania” paper session was a little misleading.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. How many Dachshunds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Asking for a friend.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. A Tail As Old As Time Is No Way To Describe A Lady From Behind

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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