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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free, except for grandpa he gotta pay all three.

    By TheWolfmansBrother69,
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  2. You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, and both are delicious

    By Angelic Arsehole,
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    • 206 views

  3. I'm so depressed, just the shell of a man. Is anyone's hermit crab looking for a new home?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 312 views

  4. In soviet Russia, phrase catch you

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  5. Is this how you catchphrase?

    By Zurkin_it,
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  6. If candies and nuts were boobies and butts, I'd finally be having an orgy

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  7. I asked for candies and nuts not boobies and butts. How am I supposed to crank one out to this?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  8. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride, pull down my undies and smell what’s inside

    By PorousBoris,
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  9. I’ve seen Batman begin but now I’d like to see him finish.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. Sun's out buns out? Call me when it's moon's out poons out.

    By TongueInAssCheek,
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  11. I’m Snot Hockerman and forgive me if I sound a little congested.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. I’m Dot Blockerman and I’m developing an acne prevention mask.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 178 views

  13. I’m Rot Faulknerman and my favorite book is As I Lay Dying.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. If I had a dollar for every taller brawler who hollered at my dog Mauler for not wearing a collar, I could quit this life of squalor and become a scholar, or a composer like Mahler.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. A penny saved is a penny earned, so take a penny, leave a penny. Meeting adjourned.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 208 views

  16. Put down your pizza pocket and grab a pocket pussy, it's time for cum-edy bang bang, Americas premier porn podcast

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 245 views

  17. Riddle me this, riddle me that, why did my peen go splat splat splat?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  18. I've heard of snack packs, but hampax? Sign me up for that charcuterie board

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  19. If Euripides’ Shorts, I'll rip-a dat ass

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  20. Don’t fart in my face and tell me there’s a gas leak.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. You say “hot dog,” I say “Dachshund in the tropics.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. If no one else has posted in 7 hours can I break the unwritten rule of no more than posts three in a row?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Don’t piss on my electric fence and tell me it’s a lightning storm.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Does anyone know how to move the fucking cursor in the new iOS?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 187 views

  25. Feed a man a truckload of beans and he’ll fart himself dead in an airtight room.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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