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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I do hope you recycle it properly.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 202 views

  2. 'tis the season for mucho butt squeezin'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 244 views

  3. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 205 views

  4. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 191 views

  5. Catchphrase

    By Suds,
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  6. C'mon. Take a ride in my sloppy jalopy.

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  7. The people demanded more Cake Boss, and today.... We deliver

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 267 views

  8. Shakespeare said "The play's The Thing", but I think it works better if the play's Mister Fantastic.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  9. FROM THE FOUNDER OF 'ROUNDERS' IT'S THE REMAKE OF 'SOUNDER' STARRING CCH POUNDER

    By Pubes,
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  10. Hey! Did you know? "Anal sex" is an anagram of "nasal ex"!

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  11. Slipping on the giant banana peel of life is what I call a nice pie to the face, then comes the anvil and gives you a long hard phallic bump on the noggin. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 184 views

  12. Here we are behaving imaginary under truthful circumstances. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  13. My mamma always said soup was good, until I tossed it in weird uncle Jerry's face, then she said soup was great!

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  14. Dry Napkins: Good for eating pasta, cumming, and tuning into this podcast, not only will you need to cum, but you'll need to wipe your face from all the tears of laughter.

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  15. Sex is like chocolate. I like it in my ass.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. It’s like mother always said. The penis is a weapon that can be used to hunt squirrels

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 210 views

  17. Do me in the pooper. That would sure be super!

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  18. Touch my butt and give me a tickle. I like to practice giving blowjobs by sucking on a pickle.

    By pukebreath,
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  19. If masturbation is murder then I guess I’m Robert Blake

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 214 views

  20. Well, pinch my loaf and drop me off at the pool with the Cosby kids. That was some good stroganoff.

    By RandyButternubs,
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  21. Save those butter nubs in exchange for grandma’s udder rubs in the back of this clutter club.

    By RandyButternubs,
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    • 150 views

  22. Do they call it a boner because it’s hard or because I only get one when I look at dinosaur fossils?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. If Bigfoot is real just think how long his dick is.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 192 views

  24. Getting a retweet from your mother is like getting a Valentine's card from your mother. Tell your mother to leave me alone.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 187 views

  25. Writing classes for prisoners have prose and cons

    By Carl with a k,
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