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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Shake your tater and give it a flick, 'bout'a eat a french fry out the tip of your dick! Sun! 

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  2. If ifs and buts were notwithstandings and neverthelesses, we’d all sound like pedantic asses.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. If nongs and heys were dongs and sprays, this would be a much messier podcast.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Tall and tan and young and lovely and certified in Krav Maga, when the girl from Ipanema goes walking, you better watch your ass, pervert.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. It’s only Zeptember, but the Sanz-ticipation for New Year’s makes me want to shit my Schwartz.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. All work and no twerk makes Jerk a derk berk.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I am part of all that I have met, so we should use a condom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Our year of repeating dire repercussions.

    By giraffeairlines,
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  9. Hi everybody! My name’s Loosey Lefty

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  10. “Baby Yoda”? I thought you said ABE VIGODA!

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  11. Uh yeah, I'm on a first name last name basis with Michael B Jordan.

    By Shitz Pants, Atturdy at Law,
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  12. My secret to being good at sex is that I make a dolphin noise when I orgasm. I go E-e-E-e, she says she finished, then we both leave satisfied.

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  13. I smelled a fart from my part, who says scratch and sniff is dead?

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  14. I had a dream I was in a meme with sour cream...AND TWINS!

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  15. Thongs were made for flossing, salads made for tossing, and bare hotdogs for saucing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. If you’re in the market for a house of bricks I’d go with Porkshire Hathaway.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Prophylactic? Afraid not. I'm strictly amateur, just in it for the love of the phylactic.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Synergy is the opposite of a rootbeer float.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  19. Let it mellow if yellow, flush down if it's brown - either way, sock it to me Mr. President.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  20. There's a party in my pants and everyone is invited. Alright, even you pubic lice, but you gotta stay in my butt hair.

    By pukebreath,
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  21. A sniggering Barry Gibbs is triggering the libs. He messed with my fountain pens by jiggering the nibs.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Whether by hook or by crook, either way that amateur mountain climber sure did a shit ton of property damage in Target.

    By Freckzandrespecktz,
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  23. Pee porridge hot, pee porridge cold, pee porridge in 1 cup, 2 girls have made it so.

    By Auk Scotterman,
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  24. No wonder we don't see any flagships anymore, if they don't even sell them in the flagship store.

    By Goose Poop and the Blues Troop,
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  25. All I got this Halloween, was a bag full of Covid-19.

    By Goose Poop and the Blues Troop,
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