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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A short little woman gave birth to a baby of such size and girth, she split right in half like a slaughterhouse calf, now she lies in a hole in the earth.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  2. I like tequila, I like rum, I like to feel ya in my bum.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  3. Election season? I thought you said erection lesion. That actually sounds much better.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  4. I got a teenie weenie that I jerk to Mr. Feeny. I got a little wanga I be jerkin’ to Topanga.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  5. I like pickles. I like beans. Both make me cream my jeans.

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  6. My salmon is slammin’. My whitefish is tight, bitch. I have an anchovie in my butt but that’s beside the point.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  7. I have big juicy titties Greg, could you milk me?

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  9. How many fucks would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck fucks?

    By Cutie Phillip Tootie,
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  10. The experts had it wrong--turns out, you're supposed to take 100,000 steps a day.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  11. Mother always said mayo was for the weak. I now realize that every bodybuilder has a gallon of mayo a day and that’s what their muscles are filled with. Mother lied to me.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  12. If she's looking for fun, play "Band On The Run". If she gives you the eye, play "Live And Let Die". If you want a divorce, play "Wonderful Christmastime".

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  13. When I’m feeling blue, I play it like croquet - every ball beaten is an additional stroke.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  14. My restaurant's got a pasta farfalle and a revenue shortfall, so please, please stay and eat.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  15. Why don’t we do it in the road? Because I’ve already got skid marks on my underwear; I don’t need em all the way up my back, too.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. My favorite new podcast is "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man." The variety of guests is superb, and the theme song is heavenly beyond compare.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  17. Shrek has not forgotten the time you banned him from entering the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. He will take his revenge starting tomorrow.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  18. I want to say one word to you. Just one word: "Shrek."

    By Robert_Yune,
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  19. One out of four people now has a red baboon ass. If the three people closest to you don't have a red baboon ass, guess what?

    By Robert_Yune,
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  20. Sméagol's sulfuric scented smegma spreads spontaneous suffering while simultaneously stimulating Scott's sixth sense.

    By Zorg not a Borg,
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  21. Shake it once that's fine, shake it twice, still OK. Shake it three times because mommy won't feed me otherwise

    By Very hot and awfully wet,
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  22. I was out of the romance game until the judge gave me a court man date! Watch out gentlemen!

    By captain piss and shit,
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  23. Fluids are mixing and juices are flowing! We got a sopping wet bit of a show thing!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  24. Fish guts in my whoopie cushion?! Now I'm listening!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  25. It's all fun and games until someone has butt sex, then it's just every thanksgiving at my uncle's house

    By Very hot and awfully wet,
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