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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A tisket. A tasket. I'll be erect in my casket.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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    • 221 views

  2. I’m no grump, just a happy one-pump chump.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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    • 277 views

  3. My girlfriend said she loved her new promise ring, and I reminded her not to make jokes during butt-play.

    By FartMaster420,
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    • 202 views

  4. Tinkle, tinkle, in a bar, let me out of this cop car.

    By FartMaster420,
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    • 192 views

  5. If at first you don't suck seeds, get a bigger straw or some tinier seeds

    By Big Counting Crows Fan,
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    • 169 views

  6. Someone needs to tell Ben Schwartz that space forts cause face warts unless he snorts quartz with his favorite escorts

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  7. Mirror mirror on the wall, whys my peen so gosh darn small?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  8. Great Googily Moogily that thang is juicy, please put a coaster under it if you’re going to place it any hardwood surfaces. Speaking of the juiciness is making my wood hard.

    By PeePeeMartinez,
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    • 167 views

  9. In public I wear a mask, but in private I werewolf hands

    By Areola Jones,
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    • 208 views

  10. TMI on TMNT OMG WWJD?

    By Areola Jones,
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    • 182 views

  11. You are the Bea's knees.. And by Bea I mean Aunt Bea and her arthritic knees.

    By Areola Jones,
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    • 168 views

  12. Some of these submissions are gold, some are trash, let’s hope you find one at least as good as the last episode of M.A.S.H. which set ratings records and affected New York City plumbing.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  13. I wish I worked as hard on my work as I do on my hard on.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  14. I can’t remember if this is something I came up with, or if I found it online while I was high. Anyway, sorry if I took your username.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  15. This podcast is sponsored by the American Family Association for Podcast Decency and by the Assbert and Jizzifer Fuckington Foundation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Oh the weather outside is frightful but your contention that the Reimann hypothesis can be proved by subsuming the Drichlet L-function as a discriminant of the corresponding quantum eigenvalue is so delightful.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. In a recent Gallup poll, 82% of podcast listeners reported that a new catchphrase is not needed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. You can pick your friends, you can pick your hoes, but you can't pick your friend's hoes

    By Stick Em Up Joe,
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  19. In an effort to help my daughter cope with the struggles of puberty, I decided to re-watch The English Patient, Apocalypse Now, Queen Victoria, Pride and Prejudice, and a whole bunch of other period pieces.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  20. I'm all for this whole 'girl power' thing if it means my wife and daughter will feel more confident and proud of themselves when they make my sandwiches.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  21. God is good, God is great, sure. But have you tried Taco Bell's new Burrito Bowl? It's the real deal.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  22. In Jazz History class, it’s the notes you’re NOT taking.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  23. Just like my wife and my dentist always say, if it ain’t bleeding you ain’t doing it right.

    By SanHolo,
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  24. What goes up, must come down, including my ratings.

    By SanHolo,
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    • 177 views

  25. When the bully can't be hitting cause' you've been busy Shitting. Diarrhea Of a Wimpy Kid

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 329 views
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