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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Measure twice, cut the cheese.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 193 views

  2. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 192 views

  3. A hedge between keeps the friendship green, and if you’re come keen come tug on my peen.

    By Thelonious Gooch,
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    • 170 views

  4. Excuse me, waiter? I ordered the sausage and this is somebody’s hot log.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
    • 1 reply
    • 246 views

  5. The dearth of your girth did not prepare me for that breech birth.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 194 views

  6. You can pull my pickle or I can tickle your taco but give me a nickel and I’ll treat you like the queen you are... and suck on your nipples

    By Chris Hotdog Bunn,
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    • 214 views

  7. So I told her there’s no way I gave her herpes- I’m a man, I can only get hispees

    By Chris Hotdog Bunn,
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    • 176 views

  8. When Euripides Shorts You'll See Tony is the Poop Butt Butterfly - The Mayor Of Turd Town

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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    • 224 views

  9. Mary had a little lamb, too bad no one told her it had a taste for human flesh

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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    • 217 views

  10. Don't confuse your Listerine with your piss tureen unless you want to end up like Mr. Bean.

    By honkyray,
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    • 198 views

  11. Fart knocks fart knocks at my door, this is not the show you're looking for

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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    • 209 views

  12. In dog DUIs, I've only had three.

    By honkyray,
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    • 197 views

  13. Be honest. Does this excess adipose tissue make my ass look fat?

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 237 views

  14. How Nebuchadnezzarian, to sew the suit you're buried in

    By honkyray,
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    • 196 views

  15. Forty licks with a wet noodle: stripped of subtext, it's all about sub-sex

    By honkyray,
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    • 245 views

  16. Motherboinker with my father's doinker

    By honkyray,
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    • 195 views

  17. Stripping with my pee-paw, weeping on the see-saw

    By honkyray,
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    • 192 views

  18. Drop your knickknacks, and grab your nymphomaniacs!

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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    • 304 views

  19. Where’s down, cool cat?

    By Jonathan Astonish,
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    • 325 views

  20. Join Christian Mingle today and get you psalm.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 236 views

  21. Get outta my dreams, get into MAH BELLY!

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 206 views

  22. When the snapper is red, go fishing for crappie.

    By Crusty,
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    • 155 views

  23. When I said "Spank me Daddy", I didn't mean for you to also ground me and take my XBox away

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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    • 303 views

  24. You're gonna su-sussudio your way out of my dreams and into the back of a hearse if you don't quit messing around with those Big-Butt Boys down on Skid Row!

    By RecordingArtistPeterGabriel,
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views

  25. One if by land, Two in the stink

    By Shrimp Scampi Tyrannis,
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    • 174 views
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