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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. One in the pink, nineteen in the stink, and after be sure to wash all hands and feet in the sink.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  2. I put the “foreign” in “four inch dick,” but you don’t see me bragging about it, do you, Mom?

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  3. Real eyes realize thicc thighs

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  4. Make sure you look both ways before you go fuck yourself

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  5. Fat Albert in the streets, Flat Stanley in the sheets.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  6. You know, "Eat shit and die" would probably be a compliment to a fly.

    By Nicewanger,
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  7. Remember remember, the month of November, when men let their beards grow to somehow fight cancer

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  8. If the ratio of eyes to dicks holds true across all species, cyclops must’ve only had half a dick which is probably why they died out.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  9. I try to say goodbye but I choke, try to walk away from that bunghole, though I try to hide it, it's clear: I said bunghole earlier

    By honkyray,
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  10. To tingle my dingle is an honest jingle.

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  11. Double, double toil and trouble, I’m nuzzled by my uncle’s stubble

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  12. Hot dog jubilee, hot-dog hot-dog, you and me

    By honkyray,
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  13. I put the “sir, I insist” in psoriasis, because I insist on licking that sweet scaly skin

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  14. It's better to have loved LOST, than to see J.J. Abrahms cry even one more time

    By ScalpScab,
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  15. My favourite song is "The Bees Are Back in Town" by Sting Lizzy

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Give a man enough rope and he'll hang himself, teach a man to manufacture rope and he'll open a Rope Emporium, make millions and then buy a really expensive rope to hang himself with.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. I'm Batman, welcome to my Batman Cave.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Sleep, those little slices of death - how I loathe them. Toast points, those little slices of bread - how I loaf them.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  19. Give a man a fish, he'll fish for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll probably start lying about his skill and penis size.

    By honkyray,
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  20. Shake a Lou Bega to find the cloaca. Just be sure to wear a Mambo number N95 in case he blasts the trumpet

    By honkyray,
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  21. A hot log a day keeps the rona away

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. This episode is sponsored by the American Family Association for Podcast Decency and by the Asstopher and Shitelle Cuntingham Foundation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Mi hot log es su hot log

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Boiled Pig Trotters or Harlem Globetrotters? It's a slam dunk either way.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. A Byrd in the hand is worth two everything turn! turn! turn!

    By SideofMcG,
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