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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Eat my jorts, Karen.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 228 views

  2. I like my logs hot and my apples scrappled.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 209 views

  3. Did the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie? You may be entitled to compensation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 197 views

  4. My name is Georgie And I Died From Being Eaten By Pennywise, Because Of COVID

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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    • 238 views

  5. It's not a fad, it's a crap-pants dad!

    By honkyray,
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    • 251 views

  6. Tits and dicks ain't worth shit in a world of fuckin Assholes.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 299 views

  7. I once met a man from Nantucket. His coffee breath left much to be desired.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 229 views

  8. My E.D. and Low-T puts all my dates in therapy.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 210 views

  9. I left the painting with the old Catcher for The Reds... And well.. Bench better have My Monet.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 307 views

  10. Caldera? How dare ya!?

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 205 views

  11. I changed my Name on Earwolf and all I got was this Low T-cell Count.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 307 views

  12. Hell hath no swaddle like a Baby Björn.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 240 views

  13. My children complain, they live sheltered life. Now they sleep outside among the dogs!

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  14. If you can’t do the time, don’t get caught doing the crime. Or alternatively, get a good lawyer who can get you a reduced sentence. Why can’t you do the time anyways? You don’t seem very busy with all the crime you’ve been doing.

    By Timbreh,
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    • 168 views

  15. Are you two vandals vandalizing my sandals before me? Featuring Josh Freese, Brooks Wackerman, and Adrian Young

    By Rev. Mike,
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    • 333 views

  16. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Humpty Dumpty lives in the U.S. and has a pre-existing condition and doesn’t have insurance. RIP Humpty.

    By DirtyDiaperCheese,
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    • 262 views

  17. What in the H-E-double hockey stick are you doing with that hockey stick, Grandma?

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 227 views

  18. Brusha brusha brusha your pubey pubey pubies. Momma's got a hot date at O' Charley's!

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 219 views

  19. Barf Boy boffed Biff’s bevy of beef. AGAIN.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 226 views

  20. I’m a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas, watch me tie my own penis around my neck.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 248 views

  21. Aw crud, I spilled belly button droppings all over my brand new sandwich.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 227 views

  22. What is love? Baby, don’t taze me, no bro.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 206 views

  23. Oy gevalt. My political rival is at it again.

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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    • 323 views

  24. I like a good slice of blueberry pie (I HOPE I'M NOT OFFENDING ANYONE)

    By MayorOfBoringTown,
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    • 173 views

  25. Ah, the grass is coming in nicely over here (IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT??)

    By MayorOfBoringTown,
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    • 194 views
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