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1. He was a boy; she was a Black & Decker DS321 Dragster with Dust Bag - can I make it anymore obvious?

   By PresidentZaddy, October 18, 2020
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2. I hope this message finds you well, but I'm not counting on it.  This message flunked out of detective school.

   By Jonathan Tinker Taylor Thomas, October 18, 2020
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3. Milwaukee Bucks? I thought these were tickets for milky white butts.

   By The Real Fartcop, October 18, 2020
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4. She shells seashells by the seashore with her WWII-era trench gun

   By BloatedFartingScumBag, October 18, 2020
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5. The night is young, the boys are hung, so let’s all have some fung.

   By Attila the Hyundai, October 18, 2020
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6. Scrimshaw scrimshaw scrimshaw scrimshaw scrimshaw scrimshaw scrimshaw

   By Attila the Hyundai, October 18, 2020
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7. Can you grab my twinkie with that pinky?

   By Dead Sea Squirrels, October 17, 2020
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8. Voter suppression is rampant but I'm busy drawing erotic comics about Jed Clampett

   By honkyray, October 17, 2020
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9. I wish-wish-wish for quieter corduroys

   By honkyray, October 17, 2020
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10. A nickel per tickle, a dollar to holler, give me some money, I'm living in squalor

    By Octopiss, October 17, 2020
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11. Shake your ass, but watch yourself, counselor.

    By Attila the Hyundai, October 17, 2020
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12. Riddle me this, would you rather duck Mary Kiss or know what am I thinking?

    By The Real Fartcop, October 17, 2020
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13. If you show me yours, I'll show you mine, you're a 2016 Domaine Romanee, and I'm just boxed wine

    By Octopiss, October 17, 2020
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14. Scrub-a-dub dub, I peed in the tub.

    By MoistTowlettes, October 16, 2020
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15. They call them jalapeños because that spice gets jalapeño mouth.

    By Attila the Hyundai, October 16, 2020
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16. All day skinny jeans. All night wet dreams.

    By Michael Jamie Foxworthy, October 16, 2020
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17. Get jalapeño mouth with new Jalapeño Poppers!

    By Attila the Hyundai, October 16, 2020
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18. Toilet water: it ain’t just for dogs anymore.

    By Attila the Hyundai, October 16, 2020
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19. My Dixie wrecked, and it damn near killed ‘im.

    By Attila the Hyundai, October 16, 2020
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20. Open up and say “ahh”. Spread your legs and say “Santa”.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord, October 16, 2020
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21. If Uptown has funked you or a loved one up, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord, October 16, 2020
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22. Go get the gopher pills! My hole is tingling something fierce.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord, October 16, 2020
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23. Umbrella dick, corkscrew dick. It all looks the same in the dark.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord, October 16, 2020
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24. Were you entitled to compensation but you did not receive that compensation? You may be entitled to compensation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, October 16, 2020
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25. Did somebody once tell you that you ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed? You may be entitled to compensation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, October 16, 2020
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