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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Alien? More like life form from another planet!

    By LesterPipps,
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  2. Welcome to the nunderdome, nunderheads! Lotta nuns in here.

    By LesterPipps,
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  3. Evel Knievel, Shmevel Knievel, I'll take Mel Tormé

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  4. Water on the moon? I barely knew 'er

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  5. Girls go to college to get more knowledge, but I just got a screaming deal on a one-way ticket to Jupiter, so fuck them.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  6. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to college to get more knowledge, but I go to my mom's house because she let's me drink soda and play Xbox.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  7. Hampax hampax, on the wall. Who's shorts did I rip, if you recall?

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  8. My nickname for my penis is the Star of Bethlehem... and just like the three Wisemen I came on an ass

    By Friend of P,
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  9. Jingle balls, jingle balls, who stapled these keys to my testicles?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Oh the weather outside is frightful, but your mom is so delightful

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. In the vast, harsh tundra of Finland, reindeer born with red noses are ostracised by the herd, and the helpless calves slowly starve on the unforgiving icy plain—if they survive the wolves.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Hollywood screenwriters seem to think the phrase, "Nothing to write home about" applies solely to describing sexual encounters to your parents. "Dear Mommy, the koochie was tight, but her oral needs some work. See you and dad at Thanksgiving!"

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  13. You want a superhero origin story? There's a 12-inch plutonium rod lodged in my lower anal sphincter.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. I'd like to speak to your manager... Your BANK manager! How'd you get such a great deal on savings?!?

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  15. I'd rather let you plug my butt than plug your book

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  16. If you can't handle the bus, stay out of the bus depot

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  17. Everyone knows you shouldn't wash your dirty underwear in public, but do they know you shouldn't squash your flirty cum and stairs in pubic hair?

    By pukebreath,
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  18. Upstairs shout? Let it out. Downstairs shout? Do without, lest ye shart

    By ObeseBackgammon,
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  19. Uncork my bellybutton and let the party begin!

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  20. Unclog my milk-ducts and slap some cottage cheese outta these big ol’ man-titties.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. 1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, I said to buckle my fucking shoe! No more counting until my shoes are properly buckled, you fucks!

    By pukebreath,
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  22. she sells wasp meat down by the swap meet. he sells crow beak down by the bro creek.

    By popcorn warlock,
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  23. Hit the ball over the wall and I'll softly state, "touch a mall".

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  24. Why do we park and have sex in a driveway, yet drive with a blood alcohol level of .2 on the parkway?

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  25. Being adrift in a lifeboat really gives you time to ponder your true priorities in life. It turns out that "not dying of thirst" ranks pretty high. 

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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