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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sexy teens? Never heard of 'em!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  2. The folks around town like to call me Hot Rod, except when my penis goes inside my bod.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  3. You can pet a dog but you should never pet a file.

    By Friend of P,
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  4. 1+1 equals 2 2+2 equals 4 2x4 is wood 4x4 can get you through some rough terrain.

    By Friend of P,
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  5. 1 if by land, 2 if by sea... better make it 3 stamps to be sure that fruitcake gets this fruitcake.

    By agentsofrelaxation,
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  6. Give a man a fish, and you can feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and you can give me back my FISH, dirtbag, you owe me one!

    By agentsofrelaxation,
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  7. A man, a plan, a canal, his anus.

    By agentsofrelaxation,
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  8. I shot the sheriff, but his wife was an anti-vaxxer.

    By agentsofrelaxation,
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  9. With all doo-doo respect, you are poop.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Two streams diverge from my yellow wood, cause I’m Big Bird and I just did your mom

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. When hot log hits your eye like le tarte aux odures, that’s a-merde

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Two logs diverged in a yellow wood, and I chose the hot one

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Que será, será? Mom, you don't speak Spanish. Just tell me I'm gonna be ugly. 

    By Monibolis,
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  14. You can't teach an old dog a new trick; but you can stick a carrot in its ass and hit it with a stick.

    By Gott Lotsamen,
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  15. Teach a man to be a woman, love for one night. Teach a man to be a wife, you best watch your friends.

    By Gott Lotsamen,
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  16. There are three sides to every coin if you count the edge.

    By TheRubTugChugger,
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  17. If you can castrate a mule, you can castrate an elf. And let me tell you: hybrid donkey nuts are horseshit compared to Keebler caviar.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. Hella hefty butternut squash, bruh.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. Man, I’m teed! That merman janked that manatee’s myrrh, man.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. Wax or Wain? Why choose? I'm losing these pubes AND watching Role Models!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  21. They did the Truck, they did the Monster Truck. The Monster Truck, it was a scrapyard shuck.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Greetings Halloweeners, solid weeners, and weeners with a sweetened ricotta filling.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. If you can't stand the heat then don't shit in the deep fryer.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Ambergris your palms and let's get up that whale's ass!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. if you push too hard when you’re trying to poop your claws might pop out. Good luck wiping then.

    By Friend of P,
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