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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ever see the back of a $20 bill...... on bath salts?

    By tonybelmario,
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  2. Ever shower with a coward? There’s no amount of soap in the world that can wash the yellow off that belly!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Ever since he got divorced, my boss has been riding the bus with me every day. It's awkward.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Ever since I can remember, every scent I can re-members every cent I cannery member. Effort sent psyche an ream embers.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  5. Ever since I enrolled in grocery school, my bagging account has been through the roof!

    By Schnickpot,
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  6. Ever since I hired that sex worker, my life's gone down the pubes

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  7. Ever since I started using Raw Meal I've enjoyed poops consisting entirely of soft, voluminous turds. Thanks, Tig Notaro!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  8. Ever since I've heard you're supposed to "dress for the job you want," I've been walking around in a hand costume

    By spaceball87,
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  9. Ever since Magic Mike came out, Michael The Magician was forced into early retirement.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. Ever since my dog died I've had to take the stairs everywhere I go. My leg strength is increasing and I've seen remarkable improvements to my cardiova

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  11. Ever since my supermarket stopped giving out plastic bags I'm finding it harder and harder to store all these old plastic bags in newer plastic bags

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Ever since the umbrella rinse was installed the bald fuzz-heads have fledged.

    By Schnickpot,
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  13. Ever since you fell asleep in your coffin, I can't help but notice that we talk less often.

    By Penis F. Tompkins,
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  14. Ever think about how Avril Lavigne's name is "Avril"?

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  15. Ever try to start your car with your house key? Embarrassing. But what if it worked?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Ever wonder what happens when you shave a blanket? Buckle up and try not to spank it.

    By Thelonius The Lonliest,
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  17. Every acceptable executive exemplifies excrement exactly, while only certain crudely coined comics can codify creation compactly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Every actor in Soylent Green looks like an alternate version of Chuck Heston.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. Every arrangement is an edible arrangement if you're hungry enough.

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. Every book is a coloring book, if you plan to never return it to the Portland Public Library

    By EnjoysThings,
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  21. Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be ignoring you, you profoundly uninteresting nincompoop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be ignoring you, you uninteresting idiot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Every building block of life is slimy, and believe me, pal, I've got enough slime in my pocket to colonize the moon.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Every call is a Butt-dial when you're being an asshole.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. Every camera at a Kiss concert is a kiss-cam.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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