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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Everybody's like, "Bromances this, bromances that!" And I'm like, "YO! WHAT THE HELL DO I CALL IT WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO MY BROTHER?!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Everybody's trying to break into showbiz these days. I asked my doctor for a note, and he gave me a middle C

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Everybody’s got them, nobody talks about them. I’m talking about dookie drawers.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Everybody’s twerkin’ for the Wheat Thins.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Everybody’s working for The Weeknd, especially his assistant.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  6. Everyday a person who just learned they've been peeling bananas wrong dies

    By EndreBrĂĄthen,
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  7. Everyday I get a little bit older, and today is no exception because that's how time works.

    By LesterPipps,
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  8. Everyday I’m bufferin’.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Everyday I’m sufferin

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Everyday is Easter under every chicken's keister

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. Everyday is taco Tuesday when you live in an abandoned Baja Fresh.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  12. everyone 's always talking about the bigshots in showbiz, but what about us in growbiz?

    By voichicoski,
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    • 176 views

  13. Everyone around me is made of fire. Thanks!

    By WinRosenfeld,
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  14. Everyone asks where is Carmen Sandiego but nobody asks how did one woman steal the goddamn eiffel tower

    By the_muteKi,
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  15. Everyone else is gone and I’m just standing here with my thumb up my ass and my dick in my hand, having a hell of an orgasm.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Everyone gave me a dirty look when I pointed out that the cost of the solid chocolate bunnies was comparable to the hollow cost

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Everyone gives the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special a hard time but Aliens: A Hanukkah Miracle gets off far too lightly in my opinion.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Everyone go out and buy my autobiography "Been Racin' like a Pisshorse: My 50 Years Showin’ Biz.”

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  19. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth, then they have a plan, a fat lip, and maybe one or two questions about why a stranger just punched them in the face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Everyone has skeletons in the closet but

    By guicemann,
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  21. Everyone hates on the manic-pixie-dream-girl, but she's much preferable to the depressive-troll-nightmare-man.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 170 views

  22. Everyone hold hands. We will now summon Tim Curry. Repeat after me "1 plus 2 plus 2 plus 1, 1 plus 2 plus 2 plus 1."

    By Bever Hopox,
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  23. Everyone in Hollywood is chasing that shiny golden naked bald guy with a sword, Ben Kingsley's on the loose.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Everyone in the world’s named Jill except for the people who aren’t.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Everyone is in such a rush these days, I mean maybe just turn off your robot legs for 2 seconds and stop and smell the robot roses.

    By Frenchfries,
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