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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Buttholes, buttholes everywhere, and not a drop to drink!

    By LefartBurpin,
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  2. Sugar and spices and always low prices, my noodles are twice as good as my rice is.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 277 views

  3. Like dad always said... "If I can touch 'em, they're real".

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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    • 511 views

  4. Headphones on, pants off...

    By dhxlive,
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  5. Other than his clavicle, he doesn’t have a racist bone is his body, but boy does that clavicle have some issues.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. I don’t have a racist bone in my body. I keep my racist bones in the garage.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. He doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, it’s his brain that is the problem.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I’ll hit you in the crotch with it. Hard.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  9. ‘Tis better to have docked and chafed than never to have docked at all.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 230 views

  10. I’ll take some of grumpy’s lumpy rump in one lump sum.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 315 views

  11. A bottle of red? A bottle of white? As your urologist, I have some concerns.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 275 views

  12. Shoot me a text, I'll shoot you a load. I'm done with your laundry, and I have a T-shirt cannon.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 233 views

  13. A man with one wet finger is a man with whom I've been there.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 231 views

  14. Like two dongs stuck in a T.P. tube.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 238 views

  15. Ahhhhh! It's good to feel the rush of wind through my hair! OOPS! I was wrong, gotta change my underwear!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  16. There’s no I in team but I quite like lasagna

    By UsernamesShmoozernames,
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  17. A gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a plethora of erections.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  18. I shit on things I hate, cum on things I like, and sneeze on things I’m apathetic to. Anyway you slice it, you’re getting some sort of bodily discharge.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Stuck in a log I made friends with rocks. I got a catalog of nothing but socks so I buy a new pair every brand-new day and I won't give a care to your mama's dismay.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  20. He may mock or tease but if he’s a block, with a rock of cheese, I’ll talk with ease and squeeze the rock. I’d be Socrates while he sees and gawks. With my expertise I'm bound to shock. I won’t appease the pleas to talk.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 241 views

  21. Ya gotta cool off with that froster freeze. Sip the fools broth, that oughta please.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 207 views

  22. I hate the dawn when it peeks nosily over the unseen horizon, but soon, light hugs the sky blue and I assume it as a comfort.

    By Schnickpot,
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  23. Anyone up for tetanus?

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  24. My favorite game is the blame game.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Sitting in the tub. Blub blub blub. Sitting on the couch-o. Groucho groucho groucho

    By SideofMcG,
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