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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. For childless couples, dogs and cats can provide a great alternative when it comes to making ritual sacrifices

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. For Christ's sake, can you please pass these loaves of bread out to the crowd? He'd sure appreciate it

    By Turtleshark,
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  3. For Christ’s sake, Karen. Just because we’re at work, it’s none of your business how hard my nipples get.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  4. For crimes against cosiety I sentence you to 6 hard years dressed as Cyril O Reilly from Oz.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. For Cronenberg, body horror is a career. For me, it's a way of life.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. For dessert, I’ll have the crème brûlée, and can I get extra diacritical marks on the side?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. For drooling dudes who love poop food, the pie a la mode is fresh from the commode and soup du jour is made with manure

    By MaxuPichu,
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  8. For Dummies books serve two purposes: they teach me, and they shame me, fulfilling a certain masochistic desire.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. For English, press one. Para Espanol, presione de dos. For Cornshine, hop in my jalopy, sloppy—we goin' to the hoedown!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. For English, press one. Para Espanol, presione de dos. For cornshine, hop in my jalopy, sloppy—we goin' to the hoedown!!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. For every action, there is an equal but opposite erection

    By ChristianChurch,   
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  12. For every good man there is an equal but opposite re-man.

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. For every mystery, there is someone, somewhere, who knows the truth. Perhaps that someone is watching. Perhaps... it's you.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  14. For every spider you eat in your sleep, there's a hundred more you're not eating

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. For every zoomer with a tumor there's a boomer with a lot of medical debt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. For expediency's sake, going forward, we’ll be using the acronym FES for “For Expediency's Sake”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. For extra shavings be sure to enter *bang bang*in my b-hole!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  18. For Father's Day

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  19. For fresh peach cobbler, I'd suck on half your knobbler

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. For fuck's sake would you turn on your goddamned heartlight?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. For fuck's sake, I've got a bar mitzvah tomorrow.

    By Ribs,
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  22. For future reference, don't scratch your balls during the moment of silence

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. For God so loved his girthy earthworm, he created the penis.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. For God so loved the world he created humans with multiple penetrable holes.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, but I leave my son at Ikea overnight and I'm a bad parent.

    By mkoyama,
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