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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I had a dream about Shrek last night. I'd tell you about it, but it's not that kind of show.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  2. Did you know that Mister T's full catchphrase was "I pity the fool who shits in the school"?

    By Robert_Yune,
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  3. It was hands down the best way I’ve ever had my hands chopped off.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Mike Nessermiths? A whole mess of Mike Nessermiths!

    By Fartface,
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  5. Well, that’s none of your beeswax. If it were, then it would be with your bees in your beehive, buddy.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  6. I've murdered 83 other Pugfuglys to get to where I am today.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  7. In my 40s crushing 40s with the boys (we lookin' sporty). What's that, officer? Yes, I have my ID right here, may I vote now?

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  8. Bottle of red, bottle of white and that’s all the blood and semen my hospital will need tonight.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. In-Between My Legs Looks Like Scrambled Eggs

    By El Chico Malo,
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  10. Why did the Chicken cross the road? To use the toilet and drop a load!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  11. Don’t get mad, get Glad. Don’t get offendys, get Wendy’s.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Darker the berry...Weezin' the juice.

    By Hot Tub Summer in the City,
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  13. Ease my tears and tease my ears, this lack of pies is a pack of lies!

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  14. Eustace County is 100% of its 2,000 freakin' population's citizens total imbeciles living in mommy's basement, you heard it here, in the Franklin County Herald.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  15. When you're in the bathroom, European. When you're in the yard, Eustace County sux, go Franklin County. .

    By LARDdischarge,
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  16. For CBB’s Episode 666: “999” -Mom

    By kanyadig,   
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  17. The butler did it! Delivered this delicious tray of clams, that is.

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  18. He said he'd punch my lights out, I could tell he was serious. His fists glittered with shards of broken bulbs.

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  19. You have the right to rap about historical figures, anything you say can and will be choreographed into a spectacular dance number. These are your Lin-Manuel Miranda Rights.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. He's all Hamilton, I'm all wham-bam-thank-you-Ma'amilton.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. If Bill Gates is going to put chips inside people make them sour cream and onion.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. They never talk about about what a fuck machine Gorbachev was.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Be a bud. Be wiser. But don't be both when swallowing Pfizer.

    By The Rhyming Mime,
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  24. if you cant take the the heat then get out of the kitchen! if you want we can go into the living room or dining room and continue our conversation there

    By Moist-Def N. Attley,
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  25. Why use a bidet you say? If you got shit on your face would you just use a tissue, that is an issue. Use a bidet, good day.

    By Space jamming,
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