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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Secretary of Treasury Jacob Lew

    By Fun Times,
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    • 568 views

  2. I tried the "cut a hole in the popcorn box" trick but my vagina wouldn't reach.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 578 views

  3. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will apparently fear no prepositions.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 599 views

  4. C-word generating, well it-s finally come to that

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Is there anything sexier than an arrogant software engineer who smells like peanut butter?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. I'm in my ideal audience, in the front row. Everybody else in the audience is preferrably just not even there.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 485 views

  7. I'm Scott Auckerman, I'm Paul F. Tompkins, and I'm Lauren Lapkus. Those stories and Andy Rooney tonight on Comedy Bang Bang.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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    • 507 views

  8. Yes! Yes! A million times times four hundred is larger than any number in the known universe!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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    • 451 views

  9. Get the Neosporin ready Darrell Hammond there are gonna be some deep cuts tonight!

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 710 views

  10. Fun fact: 9/10 silences in 2016 are interrupted by a 55 year old tapping a long ass text on their smart phone.

    By Reneenongman,
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    • 466 views

  11. Ironically, the one person who never did find Waldo was himself

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. You'll Rue McClanahan the day you talked trash about "The Golden Girls".

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  13. Lights! Cameras! Craft Table! A Golf Cart Drives By! GATGATGAT Yo'dead playa!

    By AstronomicalCat,
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    • 768 views

  14. Stool borry, crow

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. The Hype Zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of incredibly awesome passengers only.

    By Lamprey,
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  16. I have an open door policy. If I see an open door, I eat it!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  17. i copy cats

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 423 views

  18. Mr. Miyagi is more like Mr. So Soggy.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. You know what would be super-cool? Collectable celebrity fart jars, and the jars all wear different outfits.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 632 views

  20. The Friend Zone is for immediate loading and unloading of expectations of this relationship developing into a mutually consensually sexual one only.

    By Lamprey,
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    • 676 views

  21. What do lawyers wear to court?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. This attempt to pit anchovy versus minnow is a blatant example of bait-racing

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 459 views

  23. You don't have to believe me, just trust me for the next 8 minutes

    By Griffleberrypie,
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    • 574 views

  24. 70% to 80% of household dust is human skin cells. Kansas was right!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 608 views

  25. Work hard, play hard. Get Hard isn't as bad as you think. Also, Spectre has it's moments...

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 577 views
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