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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Look at that irate pirate gyrate.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Run around. Eat flowers. Puke. Work your ass off, then die. Bees really have it all figured out.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 212 views

  3. The busyness of my business has made it hard to give you the business as busily as I’d like.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 192 views

  4. Roses are red, corn is yellow, our first guest just farted and boy does it smello

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this catchphrase isn’t going to stick?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. It’s Doctor Eponymous. I didn’t go to school for eight years to be called Mister Eponymous.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but for the love of God please wash your hands

    By DjangoRechained,
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  8. Are you tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind’s eye all day! I have visions.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. frankie only fought his boxing matches using very tiny underwear; he was a brief boxer. meaning he died at age 22.

    By voichicoski,
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  10. It was a strictly platonic tentacle monster encounter...

    By JoeBiden'sGymShorts,
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  11. “Will These Goats Float?” Asked The Capsizing Boat

    By El Chico Malo,
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  12. Hold me like you hold your calls.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Someone tell the Academy that kids today care less about documentary shorts and more about booty shorts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. The sixties called they want their unwavering fight for peace and community back.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. I hate to be a pedant but I believe it's actually pronounced "these testicles".

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. You’re right, Teddy—the ace didn’t help me
 I flopped deez nuts straight!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. The CDC can C Deez nuts. They must wash their hands though.

    By the constant pardner,
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  18. Swiveling Swahili in yourï»ż mowed fronï»żt lawn. Impaling impalas whence they huntï»ż at daï»żwnï»żï»żï»żï»ż.ï»ż

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 222 views

  19. Do a dad a favor, let him taste your flavor

    By Little B-Hole and Tainty,
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  20. I don't always smell pinecones, but when I do, sometimes I do it occasionally

    By Little B-Hole and Tainty,
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    • 190 views

  21. April Showers bring May Flowers, but Mayflowers bring June-ocide.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  22. I got a letter from Chuck D, the other day

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  23. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I, I wondered if two roads diverging meant there were two choices, or four? And that made my head hurt, so I, I chose the road I had already traveled, and went home.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 233 views

  24. My bologna has an unfortunate first name, it’s A. D. O. L. F.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s psilocybin.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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