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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That’s one small thrust for a man, one giant disappointment for my date

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 285 views

  2. What's up Thot Hog?!

    By daddysboy,
    • 1 reply
    • 376 views

  3. If you've gothic, font it.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 347 views

  4. What's up thot hog

    By SargeantDiarrheaNips,
    • 1 reply
    • 304 views

  5. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it may not be amore at all, but a ghostly white barn owl about to kill and eat you. If you’re a vole, that is.

    By James Gorman,
    • 1 reply
    • 250 views

  6. When one door closes another door opens. It's something we've been meaning to fix.

    By Toast Bologn,
    • 1 reply
    • 295 views

  7. My Name is not Roberto, But i do have a robber toe

    By MortezaDoChaCha,   
    • 1 reply
    • 285 views

  8. Hands down, the best way to do a push-up.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 1 reply
    • 348 views

  9. Queen Amidala accidentally kicked her throne. What a clumsy Portman toe!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 309 views

  10. It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. Then it’s just fun.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 348 views

  11. If you give a man a fish, he'll probably just stare at you awkwardly for a few minutes.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 368 views

  12. Call me Ishmael. No wait, call me Ishy-Boi69! Oh...you already typed it in? Okay, never mind, just call me Ishmael then.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 262 views

  13. How Many Rumps Could One Chump Pump If A One-Pump Chump Pumped Rumps?

    By El Chico Malo,
    • 1 reply
    • 269 views

  14. Don't touch that dial, don't touch that remote! In fact, don't touch anything. 

    By El Chico Malo,
    • 1 reply
    • 555 views

  15. She sells seashells down by the sea? Sure...

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
    • 1 reply
    • 315 views

  16. What is a butt, if not a farts volcano?

    By Foolish Mortal,
    • 1 reply
    • 352 views

  17. When the dew is on the pumpkin, it’s time for dicky dunkin’

    By mechanicalCLOUD,
    • 1 reply
    • 1072 views

  18. The song "Put on a Happy Face" is basically Dick Van Dyke telling a woman she should smile more.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 298 views

  19. I swear my love, I didn't cheat. A referee was watching the whole time and he seemed super cool with it.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 294 views

  20. I'm a modern parent. I spare the rod and spoil the meat, then force the child to eat the spoiled meat and laugh as they suffer from the digestive discomfort.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 263 views

  21. I've got two tickets to paradise, but both are for aisle seats with two layovers, so probs not worth it.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 297 views

  22. Love is a many-splendored thing, but also a shitty one.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 317 views

  23. I'm not saying this sentence I'm currently saying, but if I did, I would not have.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 307 views

  24. First I was afraid, I was petrified. Then I was like, "whatever, shit happens."

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 335 views

  25. I didn't look at my gift horse in the mouth, but also, who sent me this freakin' horse?

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 348 views
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