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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It’s not funny ... my ass is on fire

    By adamgryphon,
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    • 382 views

  2. Two Toads Diverged In A Wood And I, I Licked The One That Got Me High

    By Pubes,
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    • 252 views

  3. Reeseez Peeseez, a diaper full of feces, gaseous, gaseous, we all make brown.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 318 views

  4. If the coochie smells like hoochie, call me John Belushi cuz it’s about time to rewatch Animal House

    By dickcheesecake,
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    • 266 views

  5. A wizard orgasms precisely when he means to, welcome to comedy bang bang.

    By Sophie Ellis-Texter,
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    • 206 views

  6. Every day is like a gift. If that gifr is a flaming bag of dog poop on the front porch.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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    • 673 views

  7. I once asked a zombie why he didn’t eat other zombies. He said, “What are you, my dietician?”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Remember: Supertramp was just regular Tramp until they were bitten by a radioactive hobo.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 421 views

  9. I’m a fan of genitals in general, but I’m a bigger fan of genitals in Generals. Here’s lookin at you Patton and MacArthur.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 328 views

  10. Past-tense for my sex friends, sextants for my past friends. Hope you didn't get lost on the way to the midnight maritime orgy.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 274 views

  11. To take my mind off the current situation I’ve gotten into collecting things and I started with unemployment benefits.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 510 views

  12. I came. I saw. I left it for housekeeping.

    By Doc_Philgoode,
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    • 341 views

  13. They say you can't throw your granny off a bus, but just you fuckin' watch me, grandpa!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 319 views

  14. We took 10 of America’s hottest singles, loaded them onto a spaceship and flew it into the sun.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 295 views

  15. Highway. Cougar. Danger Zone.

    By chicky-chicky-parm-parm,
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    • 418 views

  16. Someone tore me a new asshole and I am loving it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 268 views

  17. Call me Nelly Furtado because I am like a bird. What I'm saying is I took a big shit on your car.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 357 views

  18. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Lou Ferrigno

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 213 views

  19. Euripides' Shorts? More like Euripides' NUTZ.... got em.

    By Shitting Dick-Nipples,   
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    • 320 views

  20. Let’s duck-rabbit this fuck habit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 377 views

  21. I like strap-ons and nature worship, they call me the peggin’ pagan.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 1 reply
    • 261 views

  22. “Murder most fowl!” cried the hunting conservationist.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 299 views

  23. From “smell my finger” to “pull my finger”: the crassness of finger based humor.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 1 reply
    • 228 views

  24. iRobot, make fun of thy self

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
    • 1 reply
    • 270 views

  25. If my dick won an Oscar it’d be for best short.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 209 views
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