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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Be that as it mayonnaise, I mustard relish our thyme together. Lettuce ketchup.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 191 views

  2. I got guilty feet and I got music, so I guess I should ask for just a little bit more

    By Entirely Wholesome Content,
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    • 200 views

  3. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's just illegal to make them fight, Steve

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 178 views

  4. My dad started a band called “Ramone and The Ramones”.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 176 views

  5. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many people question a pepper plant that grows peppers pre-pickled?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  6. Three Men AND a baby? In this economy?!?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 195 views

  7. Honk if you're horny... fluegelhorn if you're flaccid!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 199 views

  8. It's time to pay the piper $15 an hour

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 176 views

  9. Excuse me, are you an heirloom tomato farmer? ‘Cause I’d love to take a bite of your beefsteak.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 197 views

  10. Running up that hill with the hounds of love, under the big sky while mother stands for comfort; cloud busting, dreaming of sheep under ice, waking the witches. Watching you without me doing the jig of life, saying hello to the earth and the morning fog.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 259 views

  11. If a movie’s about dancing its title has to look handwritten and be either red, pink, or purple. End of story.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 188 views

  12. Hell is for children, so for legal reasons I guess I can't really go there after all

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 247 views

  13. Why jack when you can Jill?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 213 views

  14. It's not cheating if this is the Matrix. Prove it isn't.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 208 views

  15. A car jacking is a very different crime in the Pixar universe.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 219 views

  16. Floyd Mayweather makes $100 million per fight. Last time I fisted a guy in public, all I got was my watch stolen

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 248 views

  17. Touched by an Angel is problematic

    By Facelist,
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    • 187 views

  18. The lousy milkman became the lousier accountant - all he did was skim.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 184 views

  19. My body is wonder bread

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 200 views

  20. I’m Jar Jar Binks and meesa like two in the stinks.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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    • 245 views

  21. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of my love lifeDoing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of my love life

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 435 views

  22. Here at Olive Garden you're family, so you'll be testifying at next week's custody hearing.

    By CharminUltraFeast,
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    • 328 views

  23. I tried a glory hole for the first time and burned my dick off. Frankly I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 219 views

  24. What does keto mean?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 217 views

  25. You can't spell "Earwolf podcast" without scatplow fedora

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 181 views
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