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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My other catchphrase is on Serial. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 179 views

  2. We're not doing catchphrases anymore.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 170 views

  3. Women are all obsessed with how many inches deep their hoo-hahs are.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views

  4. Did you just say “under-promise and over-deliver?!” Why, over da liver is where I was stabbed!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 180 views

  5. They call me "Sexual Chocolate", because I melt in your mouth, and you have to keep me away from dogs

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 147 views

  6. Whoever kills Carrot Top gets Santa Claused into a slightly beefier Carrot Top body

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 2 replies
    • 305 views

  7. Fuck it, continue eating bees, see if I care

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 159 views

  8. It’s time for catchphrase submitters to unionize.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 3 replies
    • 335 views

  9. Time is money; poop is funny.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  10. If you can’t take the poop jokes, get out of the airwaves.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 195 views

  11. Whoever named blueberries really phoned it in.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 191 views

  12. Maybe Lucky would be more willing to share his cereal with kids who actually offer to pay for a box

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 152 views

  13. People say shop till you drop, but I'm a grump till I dump.

    By CharminUltraFeast,
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    • 224 views

  14. If you need nipples, I know a guy. 

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 265 views

  15. Some lady had the audacity to call me a racist and a bigot today! At least I think that's what she said, I'm not really sure...it's really hard to hear in that sheet.

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 259 views

  16. Farts are just when your butt laughs

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  17. It's not easy being gangrenous.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 173 views

  18. Man, can you imagine if chicken breasts had nipples? Because I can.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 139 views

  19. While less misogynistic, off the body wet t-shirt contests are pretty boring.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 162 views

  20. Chris Gaines is simultaneously my celebrity crush and my amateur bodybuilding stage name. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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    • 188 views

  21. It's not cheating if this is the Matrix. Prove it isn't.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 208 views

  22. I hate to make excuses about my penis but that’s why my nickname is Dick Caveat.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 156 views

  23. Imma traditional sorta feller, and I likes my ryes marbled and m'balls gargled.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 160 views

  24. Yankee Doodle went to town on that pony.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  25. Sucks that I have to hop the neighbor's fence just to admire how much greener my grass is

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 127 views
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