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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey all you chord cutters out there, congratulations on becoming a father!

    By dhxlive,
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  2. Groupies that don’t use protection may be more susceptible to Band AIDS

    By macshordo,   
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  3. Because you're mime, I talk in sign.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  4. i like my dramas carnal and my heys arnold

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Froggie went a-courtin' and he did ride, corn blade and pistol by his side, mm-hm. Some folks call it a tobaccy blade, I call it a corn blade, mm-hm.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Cornzinga!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. My TV resolution has a lot in common with the way Tony Hawk goes to the bathroom. 1080p.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. When one door closes, another opens. Ladies and gentlemen of the world's fair, the first rotating window-door!

    By dhxlive,
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  9. Be sure to check out my new furniture-moving business: Pushin' for Your Cushions.

    By hotdogdothog,
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  10. I've heard of a closet racist, but a racist closet? Clothes it!

    By 6pieceMcSuckit,
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  11. It's all fun and games until you lock up the toy store and go home for the night.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. To sound more intelligent, always fully enunciate your -ING's. 'These chips is fucking shite.' Now you try.

    By greazey_bob,
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  13. You can lead a horse to water, but so what? You had to use a carrot on a stick. Stop thinking you're such hot shit, Jamal.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. 'Tis a Wise man who makes his fortune peddling potato chips.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. This month only: With every rental from The Black Tux you get a Sherman Bow Tie at no extra charge.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Official CBB announcement: Hot Log is the new Hey Nong.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. What plops down stairs / Dark brown and with hairs / Gets eaten by random dogs / What sucks for a snack / And stinks up your crack / It’s NEW Hot Log!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I’ll have the Corn-Studded Hot Log with Gravel Chip Nut Whip and a side of Lumpy Slab Chunk Scoopers.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Corndog horndog seeking snog in Prague, can pay with Pogs

    By Smozi,
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  20. slow to wrath, slow to forget: irish alzheimer's is early onset

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. If practice made perfect I'd be better at sex.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. My Life on the Playground: or I Came, I See-Sawed, I Conquered.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. Colonoscopies are the ultimate selfies.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. things are getting serious with my muppet boyfriend but he's unwilling to Kermit

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  25. Better late than pregnant, especially if you're a man.

    By Robert_Yune,
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