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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don’t have a pot to piss in or a toilet to make soup in.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. I don’t have a pot to piss in but thankfully I have a toilet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. If global warming is such a big problem then how come I’m ignoring it?!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. I can guarantee you, if I haven’t given you a handjob you don’t even know what a handjob is.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by the implausible monetization of basically nothing

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. For every spider you eat in your sleep, there's a hundred more you're not eating

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Nanny nanny foo foo

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  8. The candle that burns twice as bright is indicative of a worsening gas leak, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. So what if I left the scene of the accident? It's not like you can recapitate.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  10. maybe werewolves are just mad because they also get their periods around that time

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Every nude beginning comes from my mother’s big ol' rear-end.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  12. Darkness makes the light shine brighter. That flashlight stuck in my ass must be blinding.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  13. Remember, remember the fifth of Jack Daniels

    By Turtleshark,
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  14. You can lead this horse to water, AND make it drink. This horse will do anything you ask, so get weird with it.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Inside of you there are two wolves, and it’s pretty obvious those are just people dressed as wolves. This is gross and I am not watching anymore of this. I’m going to have to ask you to leave.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. Aquaman is such a poser... dude's trying waaaaay too hard to make WETLANTIS "a thing."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. The feet are the vagina of the sole. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  18. Do fanboys dream of authentic queefs? 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  19. A horse is a horse of course of course. I'm pretty confused as to what you thought it was. It may be time for glasses.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  20. As the 4th of July approaches please remember to have your pets spayed or muted.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  21. As sad as it is when a baby cries, you can bottle the tears and use them for spells.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. It takes one to know one, but no one to blow one. To go down on one's wiener, I mean. There's products for that.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, you should probably take your vacation during hurricane season.

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  24. Home is where the heart is... but I keep my testes at my bestie's!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. I always thought the song was Tinkle Tinkle Little Star, but it turns out that was only at our family piss parties. Frankly, I'm a little pissed.

    By Slappywhite,
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