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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. According to my father the disgraced college anatomy professor, the titties are the largest human organ and the nipples are the window to the soul. A+.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. According to Roosevelt's Guide to Bathroom Etiquette, "Fart softly but make a big stink".

    By TJWaszkiewicz,
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  3. According to the Framer's Almanac, August is the best month to start planting evidence.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. According to the NSA, ET is DTF on CBS and PCP

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  5. According to the official Earwolf Style Guide, there are two kinds of Comedy: 1) Bang, and 2) please refer to number one.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. According to this will, you've just inherited a REBOOT to the head. Welcome to my new franchise.

    By TommyPinballs,
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  7. According to you, words are all you have to take my heart away. But if that were true, wouldn't you be reciting a poem right now?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Accordion to you the conch goes over the jug which will harmonica? Maybe she deserves the wood block in the bagpipe? The douche bagpipe!

    By Dhalgren,
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  9. ‪Ace Frehley is gonna squeal freely when he feels the real eel that we placed in his Sealy ‬

    By SharksAreScary,
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  10. Ace is the place for a hellish hardcore fuck

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  11. Achieving nirvana requires determination & a lifetime of dedication.The Noble 8-fold Path is the way to the cessation of suffering.Nah dude, I'm(CONT)

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Achilles' former podiatrist "The Greek Heel-er" found guilty of reckless negligence and malpractice.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Acid for breakfast. Molly for lunch. That’s what I call a candy flip brunch!

    By dickcheesecake,
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  14. Acorn squash. Mount Doom. A number 1 screwdriver. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Acrobats and diplomats, that's what bendy nerds are made of.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. act like you know acting's stupid

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Act now and you'll be doing the job we hired you to do when we cast you as Angry Townsperson #2

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  18. Act now to secure your candied futures

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Act your age, not your ballsack.

    By betherooni,
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  20. Actions speak louder than birds. Speak up, little bird!

    By Animal,
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  21. Actions speak louder than words because Actions got a big-ass mouth and doesn't know when to shut the hell up

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Actions Speak Louder Than Words but Clappin Cheeks Is It's Own Reward

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  23. Actions speak louder than words, if you're a shitty writer

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Actions speak louder than words... unless the word is "KABLAMMO!"

    By NickSpannaus,
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  25. Actor Keanu Reeves was not actually an assassin prior to his role in John Wick, so when the cameras started rolling he had to pretend he was

    By Shittybutthole,
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