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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s assault.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. The Discovery Channel’s got nothin’ on me—every week is shart week

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. I now pronounce you two in the pink. You may place one in the stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Known to bone those looking for homes, and other taglines that had my real estate license revoked

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  5. If you can't beat them, poison them

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  6. Sure I'm banned from the library, but it's not the only spot I can steal old DVD's from

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  7. If punching out the baliff doesn't prove my innocence, nothing will

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  8. Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for deez nuts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Hell hath no fury like overacted porn

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. My wife is like a box of chocolates. She's really sweet!

    By Animal,
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  11. Weed to be legalized in Omaha: the steaks have never been higher!

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  12. if eating food is wrong, i dont want to be right

    By Caroline Parry,
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  13. Frankly, my dear, parallelogram.

    By Animal,
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  14. I’m hung like a horse, but quicker in the saddle than the Speed Force.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Welcome to Frown Town, where everybody's upside-down to clown. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Who knows why the caged bird sings but I know it better shut up soon or it'll get its feathers ruffled cause some of us have work in the morning you inconsiderate seed-pecking bastard.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. I'll be your server today. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, we've grilled your flounder - prepare to dine.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Companies these days practically beg you to eat a live beaver right in front of them just so they can say they’ve seen your soul. I support it.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  19. What I thought was a fart is now running down my leg

    By macfaulkner,
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  20. For Holiday Inn, here's a checklist: / Great parking, a gym, and free breakfast. / But when I bed down, / I am met by the sound / Of the couple next door's torrid fuckfest.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. What do we want? Corn! How do we want it? Creamed!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. In an effort to synergize our content platforms, curate relevant stakeholder synergy, and optimize SEO funnels, Earwolf will now be known as Cornwolf.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. On the cob, off the cob, get a job or slob my knob

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Shuck on, shuck off.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. When life gives you limes, you could make limeade or maybe a nice key lime pie, it's up to you, I don't care.

    By Animal,
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