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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Never look a .gif horse up without a search filter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. One bang to make you laugh, one bang to fuck your mother: that’s how we do it here on the show.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 237 views

  3. Inspector Gadget? I hardly know 'er gadget!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. This ain’t your grandma’s podcast!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  5. Danny Bonaduce breaks down his most iconic character

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Your client's story doesn't pass the sniff test, counselor. And quite frankly, neither do his balls

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Give me fire give me fuel give me pasta fazool

    By no_name_McSh..ittt,
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  8. They Saw My Bare Ass at the Seniors Only Cooking Class

    By El Chico Malo,
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  9. If ifs and buts were candies and nuts it would greatly exacerbate the obesity epidemic

    By Dr. Donk-a-Donk,
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  10. If you don't believe the median age of people living in Carlsbad, California is 40.4 years, you must have lost your census!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Twelve little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the Doctor and the Doctor said, "Ma'am...there's no easy way to say this, but i'm afraid the cancer has spread, and you have less than a year to live. I'm so sorry."

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  12. I'm fretting my fucking fruit compote won't defeat my foot fetish-fearing fiancee's Fettuccine Alfredo. Oh well, "Fake it 'til ya bake it."

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  13. Humans residing in silica domiciles should avoid tossing weighty objects.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Your mom sells seashells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I came here to chew bubble gum and eat corn. Not at the same time, of course. That's gross.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. If you're getting too many robocalls, do not contact robocop for help. Robocop is busy drinking robitussin and recording his robo-cast.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  17. Grease, mum, or bird. Just pick a damn word!

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  18. If you slurp, you burp. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  19. If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one's around to hear it then why is there blood in my stool?

    By Bring Me The Butthole,
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  20. Hope floats, horses don't.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  21. Fun Fact: Cornhole is a game where you throw bags of corn at holes in a board while drinking box wine out of a Dixie cup until you wake up with a bleeding ear in a pool of cold vomit in the floorboard of your 2004 PT Cruiser in the Walmart parking lot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. A corn nut, a sentient fart, and a spoon named Walter walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this? Some kind of catchphrase?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Thus corn science does make cowards of us all, and thus the native kernels of resolution are picked over by a dark murder of crows, and lose the name Nebraskan.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Before I married your mother I was up to my neck in beaver. I fell into a beaver dam the day before our wedding.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  25. When the new Watchmen TV show premieres, we’ll all ask “who watches the Watchmen?”

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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