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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Back off guy, I know A LOT of entrepreneurs!

    By BarnHen,
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    • 345 views

  2. Beans, beans, the musical fruit: the more you eat, the more you shit bean husks.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. I’ll lather father further, brother, but won’t slather mother’s udders.

    By OldTownChode,
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  4. I’m hung like a horse—upside-down over a glue can.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Hey welcome to comedy bang bang your insiders guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz. What up What up hotdog?

    By RickToTheE,
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  6. Swiveling Swahili in your mowed front lawn. Impaling impalas whence they hunt at dawn.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  7. Loose a deuce aboard the Spruce Goose.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Hey welcome to comedy bang bang your insiders guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz. What up What up hotdog?

    By RickToTheE,
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    • 230 views

  9. My dick may not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot!

    By Big Richard,
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  10. Look God, in my defense I killed Abel because he wouldn’t shut up about model trains.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  11. Put your hands together for Yacht Scott and the Boat Rockers!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  12. Okay everyone, one at a time! You'll all get a chance to see my big butt!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  13. It was the best of times, it was the bratwurst of times. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  14. Hello, welcome to Africa Tech Support, my name is Toto....yes....mmm I see, you're having an issue with the rains. Have you tried blessing them?

    By El Chico Malo,
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  15. Look, all these bananas will still be here in the morning and I'm getting tired. Daylight come and me wanna go home.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  16. They Saw My Ass Crack At Joe's Crab Shack

    By El Chico Malo,
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  17. Elmer Fudd Pushed My Son In The Mud

    By El Chico Malo,
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  18. Ever since the umbrella rinse was installed the bald fuzz-heads have fledged.

    By Schnickpot,
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  19. Don't you go Dunkin Donuts in my Dippin Dots

    By King Bitch 69,
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  20. I hate the post office because it's so stinky!

    By ManDan_the_FamilyVan,
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  21. My grandfather had to give up everything to make it to America including his own name when he got to Ellis Island.   It crushed him to do that, but the best revenge is living well and the Smellybutt family is doing just fine thank you

    By tonybelmario,
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  22. I guess I’m the one who is going to have to say it. Grimace is a bitch.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  23. My neck, my back. I’m glad the McRib is back.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  24. If at first you don’t succeed, that’s probably going to be it. You may as well go back home to your family’s human ass meat farm. It’s what you deserve.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  25. Cannibal? More like can of bull shit and that’s disgusting, and it smells bad.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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