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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a day. Surgically graft fishing poles to his arms, create an arch-enemy for a lifetime!

    By SendsMusic,
    • 2 replies
    • 967 views

  2. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Call a man a fish, hey; everybody makes mistakes!

    By joncarr,
    • 0 replies
    • 608 views

  3. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fuck a fish and he will never be horny again.

    By Electric_ian,
    • 0 replies
    • 339 views

  4. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man a peanut allergy and he'll never eat a peanut again

    By marblaven,
    • 0 replies
    • 204 views

  5. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to suck hog and he's set for life

    By the_muteKi,
    • 0 replies
    • 220 views

  6. Teach a man to fish. Teach a woman to fish. Equal opportunity.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
    • 0 replies
    • 200 views

  7. Teach a man to give a man a fish, you too can manage a Long John Silver's.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
    • 0 replies
    • 609 views

  8. Teach a man to gun and he'll gun for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll gun for a lifetime.

    By RyanBourassa,
    • 0 replies
    • 556 views

  9. Teach a man to squish, and and he’ll make moist sounds of wet chewing until Scott gets uncomfortable and creeps out of the room.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 295 views

  10. Teach a student to become a teacher. Now you have two teachers.

    By Cold Bush,
    • 0 replies
    • 258 views

  11. Teacher says, every time a rigorous series of both physical and practical testing is passed, a pilot gets his wings.

    By tonybelmario,
    • 1 reply
    • 579 views

  12. Teacher! Teacher! The man wants to confront me, HELP!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 456 views

  13. Teachers are the real heroes. For example, my high school gym teacher sold me discount drugs and saved me tons!

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 218 views

  14. Team cheese makes the cream cheese.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 263 views

  15. Team leader, operation A-goes-a-goes A Go

    By BennyHChrist,   
    • 0 replies
    • 560 views

  16. Teamwork makes the dream work and dream work makes the meme twerk and meme twerk makes the cream jerk.

    By Space jamming,
    • 0 replies
    • 314 views

  17. Teamwork makes the dream work, but steamwork only makes everything soggy and hot

    By an adorable bunny,
    • 0 replies
    • 335 views

  18. Teamwork makes the Dreamwork and what does DreamWorks make? Toy Story

    By Littleoldme,
    • 0 replies
    • 286 views

  19. Teamwork makes the dreamwork. Teamwork dreamwork usually ends in creamwork.

    By Big_Debbie,
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views

  20. Tear open the package carefully. Do not use fingernails, teeth, scissors or anything that can damage the scumbag........

    By TheRealUnreal,
    • 0 replies
    • 360 views

  21. Tearing pantyhose is out. Mending pantyhose is in.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  22. Tears are the words that the heart can't say, and farts are the stomach's one-liners

    By Parrot Top,
    • 0 replies
    • 321 views

  23. Technicality no down boo over schmechnicality schmo down schmoo over

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 264 views

  24. Technicality no down boo over schmechnicality schmo down schmoo over

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 257 views

  25. Technicality no down MOVE OVER BERNARD SHAKEY, this is my catchphrase.

    By ianbauer,
    • 1 reply
    • 939 views
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