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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When I fart, only lines come out.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. When I feel down, I turn my frown around, and just HI-FIVE my Jon Lovitz sex doll!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  3. When I finally found Waldo, he had a visible erection, and I forgot why I'd been hunting him

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary cums on me.  Thanks a lot Mother Mary now I've got cum on me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary cums on me

    By lilsuperdangerous,
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  6. When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary sends me to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. When I first got a grip of the grip's big whip, I dared not touch my lips to their strip! Was I ready? Ready to sip? That premature, grip-whip-drip.

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. When I first met the "Pigfucker" I didn't think much of him. But by the end of the summer, we were ALL lining up to shake his hand.

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. When I first saw Earth's majesty from outerspace I thought about how small I am, penis-wise.

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. When I found the bloody corpses hours after the nurse stormed off yelling that she "had no more patience," I cursed my poor recognition of homophones.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  11. When I get home I'm going to hit the ole spankbank. And by spank I mean federal. And by ole federal bank i mean my wife.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. When I get out of Alchemy School I'm starting my own Cash for Lead store.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. When I give the signal, diddle the actuary.

    By JohnnyChaCha,
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  14. When I go make a urinal stop, I like to put on a li'l R. Kelly to set the mood

    By Master Cylinder,
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  15. When I go to Queens, I have a good time!

    By sarahride,
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  16. When i go to the beach I actually wear a plantain hammock.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. When I go to the zoo, the monkeys quote my catchphrases at me.

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  18. When I got here I had only the clothes on my back. My front was completely naked.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. When I got that feeling I want sexual healing from farm animals

    By Keith Urban Dictionary,
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  20. When I graduated high school I was voted most likely to read listener catchphrases at the start of my podcast.

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. When I grow up I want to be a baby.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. When I had shoulder surgery the pain was more than I could take. My doctor says it’s because I’m what they call “a pussy.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. When I heard how much I could save in car insurance, I died a little inside. Some small, forgotten part of me finally became a man that day.

    By doucheydog,
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  24. When I heard of the Dink Dink Man I had blue eyes and ten ticklable toes... How about you?

    By Pound Foolish,
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  25. When I heard the news that Amazon completely burned down, I broke down sobbing. Then I found out it was THE Amazon, that crummy rainforest... and I ca

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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