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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When I say "You're a shithead" you hear "You're the shit."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. When I say Comedy you say Bang Bang! Comedy...

    By chodes,
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  3. When I say use me like a moving van, dear, I’m saying wrap some meth in a carpet square, shove it up my ass and let’s make for Canada.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. When i see Jesus coming I hope it's on me

    By manversusbear,
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  5. When I signed up for pee wee football it was my understanding that Paul Reubens would be coaching.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
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  6. When I signed up for the Adult Slip N' Slide party, this is not what I had in mind.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. When I sit, I smell the wee / My heart was too impatient / To let dribble, / And now it lies, dry and fragrant, / Upon my new shorts, / Like pressèd flowers.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  8. When I slide into those DMs, it's like when I slide into my bathtub full of pudding. The idea is good, but it gets really messy later.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. When I snap my fingers you will wake up and believe that you are listening to "WTF with Marc Maron"

    By thesectch,
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  10. When I stare into my children's eyes, I feel the love of Yeezus.

    By smitty,
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  11. When I suckle at the teat, I take it neat.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. When I suggested that we do it like they do on the discovery channel, I didn't mean pick up our life, move to Alaska, and buy a deep sea fishing boat.

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. When I taste that sweet confectioner’s glaze, it puts me in a haze for days. I’m allergic to beetles.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. When I Teams I creams.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. When I think about the infinite coincidences that had to come together in the universe to bring us to this point in human history on Earth...

    By StanSitwell,
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    • 568 views

  16. When I think of what song best describes me as a person, I have to go with "Hollaback Girl". I AIN'T no hollaback girl.

    By TheWorthog,
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  17. When I told my arrogant friend to be more self effacing he took out his erection, doubled over and smugly blurted out between thrusts "Hows...this...

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  18. When I tug my left ear, I'm thinking of Paul

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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  19. When I unlocked my office door I thought I heard a noise, as I inspected the area I came to a realization. I don't work in an office! Also I'm deaf!

    By Frenchfries,
    • 1 reply
    • 548 views

  20. When I visited Disneyland many years ago..

    By Ticholas,
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  21. When I want crunchy and meaty, gimme Kibble n’ Bits; when I want smooth and creamy, gimme a nibble of grits; when I want meaty and creamy, gimme that dribbling dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 159 views

  22. When I want you to stop grinding fresh pepper on my salad, I will look you in the eye with a gaze of deepest honesty and respect, touch you firmly on

    By Lamprey,
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  23. When I Was 12, My Stepfather Molested Me

    By PeteRampino,
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  24. When I was 5 I watched my uncle get sucked up by a tornado. It feels good to finally get that off my chest.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  25. When I was a boy a had a dog, but then it grew up.

    By Prtyshrt,
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