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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Commonly co-opted Congolese optometrists cooperate calmly with Omani oncologists.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  2. Black Lives Matter.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  3. Two dogs converged on a tennis ball, / And mine had had much less exercise, / And that has made all the difference.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. I done botched my crotch notch! Now my botched crotch is fraught with wormy moths. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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  5. Not only do I put asses in the seats but I move asses through the streets. You can ride me for five dollars but you can’t ring my bell. Who am I?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. He made a list and checked it twice but forgot to check his beard for lice

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  7. If you peel my rutabaga I’ll cream your corn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Penis, penis, over the mulberry bush, it jumps around, and haves some fun, then lands in somebody’s tush!

    By Space jamming,
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  9. Don’t be a stick in the mud, be a log in a bog.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  10. Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Entertain

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  11. Slap my face and call me Sally, I'll shake your hand and thank ya, pallie!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Mini-hands and mini-dicks with many hands and many dicks? I'm a tiny octopus with eight hands and a lot of dicks!

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  13. Twist and shout, rub one out, down the spout.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Someone's always someone to someone!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  15. My gynecologist is a real vagician.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the room. What’s up, Jumbo?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. A man with one wet finger is a man with whom I've been there.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  18. Tickle my belly and call me daddy, then roll up a blunt and call us both fatties.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  19. Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on? No? How about some tan pee off?

    By pukebreath,
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  20. Like a chocolate-covered lump of coal down your mom's old fishnet stocking!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  21. Peepers Creepers, where’d you get those Jeepers?

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  22. In 2020 America, we’re all going viral!

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  23. Real eyes realize thicc thighs

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  24. Eating fruit leather is a lot like having sex. When it’s good, it’s great and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. Plus, both involve massive amounts of fruit leather.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  25. Here I sit so broken-hearted: tried to fart and I shit my pants.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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