I’m taking this 1/2 hour at a time, possibly to preserve what little sanity I have left.
Observations on the first 1/2 hour:
I think I have forgotten the names of the songs either (a) on purpose (b) as a side effect of the terrible lip-syncing (I swear at one point Chuck Berry’s Mouth DID NOT MOVE while he was singing. An astonishing feat)!
Will what’s-her-name get the prom dress? I’m torn—don’t want spoilers but cant stand the suspense.
Will she stay on-budget?
I liked the reaction shots to the TV. The dad REALLY got into it, then went back to the paper.
I don’t like speaking badly about children but that musical number with the girl was fucking awful.
it seems EVERY musical number was performed over the director screaming, “Less movement, goddamnit! Stay locked in place!”
Lingering question: So was this film’s sole existence to promote a TV show? I don’t think I’ve spent so long in a movie watching TV.