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I just cover my whole house in sawdust so I can puke anywhere.

If George W. Bush had two birds in his hand, would Dick Cheney shoot him in the face?

Greetings UniversalLove, Please call me Captain Han Luke Picard! I appreciate you sticking up for a Starfleet Captain and I just want to remind everyone that despite various PR issues, I am still a Captain and am in good standing with Starfleet to this day. I did not have to undergo any sensitivity training run by green humanoids with distinctive facial features over the course of a grueling week, nor was my ship taken away and nor were my phasers replaced with identical versions that make the sound but do not actually phase anyone. I would never impugn the honor of Reality Show Show hosts Sean & Hayes by blaming them for the clearly egregious overreaction to a standard Starfleet joke. Everything is just fine here in the Delta Quadrant! I hope all my fellow RSSers are living large and in charge back on Earth! Live Long and Prosper, Captain Han Luke Picard (Son of Jean Luc Picard)

Decided to add some dramatic piano to this year's closing the plug bag theme... as well as my favorite part of last year's theme