Greetings UniversalLove,
Please call me Captain Han Luke Picard! I appreciate you sticking up for a Starfleet Captain and I just want to remind everyone that despite various PR issues, I am still a Captain and am in good standing with Starfleet to this day. I did not have to undergo any sensitivity training run by green humanoids with distinctive facial features over the course of a grueling week, nor was my ship taken away and nor were my phasers replaced with identical versions that make the sound but do not actually phase anyone. I would never impugn the honor of Reality Show Show hosts Sean & Hayes by blaming them for the clearly egregious overreaction to a standard Starfleet joke.
Everything is just fine here in the Delta Quadrant!
I hope all my fellow RSSers are living large and in charge back on Earth!
Live Long and Prosper,
Captain Han Luke Picard (Son of Jean Luc Picard)