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Colfax McLiverneck last won the day on April 28 2021

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  1. Colfax McLiverneck
    Yo mamma is so ugly she may be entitled to compensation
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    In Soviet Russia, phrase catches you
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    You can lead Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it
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    Bang me once, shame on you. Bang me twice, that’s comedy!
  5. Colfax McLiverneck
    Now that we find ourselves hip-deep in the throes of Junebuggy, let us reflect upon the hidden numerological meaning of your mom’s zip code.
  6. Colfax McLiverneck
    Truck it, suck it, orange duck it. Ain’t technology marvelous?
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    Comedy Bang Bang is made possible by the Sphincterius and Pissanthia Fucklestein Foundation.
  8. Colfax McLiverneck
    When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s profoundly distorted depth perception indicative of anterior ischemic optic neuropathy.
  9. Colfax McLiverneck
    I came here to chew bubblegum and replace “What’s up, Hot Dog?” with this catchphrase—and I’m all out of bubblegum.
  10. Colfax McLiverneck
    When the moon hits your eye like an upland Canadian heath, that’s a moor, eh?
  11. Colfax McLiverneck
    Comedy Bang Bang is made possible by the Dickbert and Colostima Turdknuckle Foundation.
  12. Colfax McLiverneck
    Some people call me the Space Cowboy, but I identify as the Space Cowthey.
  13. Colfax McLiverneck
    I like my cobbler like I like my cobbler—full of peaches and fixing my shoes.
  14. Colfax McLiverneck
    The following is a public service announcement from Earwolf: we are saddened to announce that Scott Auckerman, long time host of Comedy Bang Bang, is a poopy poopy fart face.
  15. Colfax McLiverneck
    On today’s Increasingly Diminutive Things Considered, we’ve got a small businessperson, an even smaller businessperson, and the tiniest businessperson of all.
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