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If you like Native American magic and dinosaurs as much as I do, then this is the movie for you! Imagine evil magic resurrecting dinosaur fossils with glowing red eyes, who kill everyone they encounter! Oh and the chick from game of thrones is in it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea_yraByJ54

Might be the best worst movie ever

here is the Trailer of this amazing movie. you have to watch the Mini Documentary that comes with this amazing film. and the Commentary is pretty cool too. This is something everyone needs to experience to see the start of Oingo Boingo, the Kipper Kids, and the Directors Land Lord. Go... Now... and be amazed.

Based off of the popular video game, this movie starring The Rock, is laughably bad. I remembered it solely based on Paul's surprise at hearing Dwayne Johnson swear in Fast Five. There is a memorable line in this one where he yells "SHUT... THE FUCK... UP!!" in a pretty hilarious cadence. I would love to hear the crew rip this one apart as well.

Somehow no one has suggested this abomination of a movie starring HDTGM all star Jennifer Lopez. Within the confines of an abandoned rural farmhouse, Carl Stargher, a psychologically disturbed killer has built The Cell, a glass-encased chamber where he drowns his innocent female victims before continuing a sadistic post-mortem ritual with their bodies. As the FBI finally closes in on the killer, he is rendered comatose by a violent seizure and is ultimately apprehended into their custody, but not before leaving his latest victim alive in The Cell with only forty hours to live. Enter Catherine Deane. Deane, a child therapist, is part of an advanced neurological study at the Campbell Center, a research division of a large pharmaceutical company, where she's been using her empathetic abilities along with breakthrough technology to enter into the mind of a catatonic young boy to help bring him back to his loving parents. While FBI agents Peter Novak and his partner Gordon Ramsey follow clues to uncover the missing girl's whereabouts, the FBI enlist Catherine to use her "gift" to embark on an uncharted and perilous journey through Stargher's demented mind. The trailer doesn't really show how bonkers this movie you definitely need to watch this just for the crazy.

My dad buys a lot of cheap, crappy DVDs and I caught him watching this steamer and knew I had to bring it to attention. Heaven knows why Sigoney Weaver signed up for this. She plays a pyschotic, rogue plastic surgeon who captures the mafia hitman who murdered her playboy brother and, wait for it, gives him a sex change. Michelle Rodreguez plays the titual character. So many whys for the team. Why not cast a man in the role? Why go to all that trouble when you could've just killed him? Why are the wanted posters cartoon? Why did Weaver need to be in a straight jacket for the 'twist' ending to 'work? Would love to hear a LBGT performer's view on this film as I think it's really transphobic. http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi4268537369?playlistId=tt5034474&ref_=tt_ov_vi

The great Nic Cage gives arguably his best performance as a drug addicted cop with a prostitute girlfriend (played by Eva Mendes), This movie has some of the most insane moments in a movie. This is my favorite

I just saw Zoombies and it is available at Redbox! It is absolutely up HDTGM's alley! It is so perfectly awful!

This movie centers around Lucy Diamond (Jordana Brewster), jewel thief, and the "perfect score" spy, Amy (Sara Foster), falling in love. If you've seen it, you have wondered how did this get made?

The rotten tomatoes audience score is somehow 81%, which is strange because this movie is GODAWFUL. It centers around an illegal immigrant from LA who becomes a professional soccer player in England. The story is derivative, the characters are wooden and one-dimensional, and the "soccer" on display is farcically bad. It cost 10 million and grossed only four and a half. Also, this fictional player doesn't join Manchester United, Chelsea, or another big club. He joins Newcastle United. And this movie got two sequels, that are somehow worse. It was nominated four two teen choice awards, and some other awards I have never heard of. Trailer: ► 2:16

Watching the boring Safe Haven this week made me remember the much more entertaining Where the Heart Is, aka Holy Shit Natalie Portman's life sucks in this movie. Natalie Portman plays a woman who is pregnant and is abandoned in a Wal-Mart parking lot buy her loser boyfriend. So she lives in the Wal-Mart and gives birth there. The media thinks this is adorable and she gets lots of attention and support. Then her Mom (Sally Field) comes and steals the money leaving her alone with a baby and no money. This is still the first 15 minutes of the movie. Over the next 2 hours every possible calamity hits Natalie Portman and her friends. There's a Tornado. Pregnancy scares. Pedophiles. Kidnapping. Someone becoming a huge country music hit and then losing it all to drug addiction before getting hit by a train and losing his legs. It is a well made and acted movie, but the things that happen are just so unbelievable that it is next level bonkers.

"On a stormy Saturday afternoon, six students from Crestview Academy begin to meet horrible fates as they serve out their detentions. Is a fellow student to blame, or perhaps Crestview's alleged ghosts are behind the terrible acts?" The movie is a deliberate play off Breakfast Club and even casts Judd Nelson in the role of school Principal. It is *bad* and hilarious and I can't say why without spoilers. Spoilers: Bar xvq vf vzcnyrq guebhtu gur purfg jvgu uvf pehgpurf naq vf sbhaq ba gur tebhaq, gur pehgpu pbirerq va oybbq jvgu uvf URNEG whfg fvggvat ba gbc bs vg. V jnf va grnef. http://www.rot13.com/ -- unscrambles

Co-starring Vanilla Ice, Tom Sizemore, and Dustin Diamond. Currently streaming on Netflix.

IMDB synopsis... "After an atomic war Phillip Hammer and Marlowe Chandler have spent 15 years on their own in an bunker, stuffed with junk from the 40s and old detective novels. Now, 19 years old, they leave their shelter to find a world full of mutants, freaks and cannibals. They become famous detectives in the struggle for the two keys that could fire the last nuclear weapon." Basically, an apocalyptic tale with zoot suits. Watched it yesterday as part of a movie marathon, and it was truly one of the most bizarre movies I've ever seen. I was so confused, and had so many questions afterwards. It's bonkers.

Can you guys please do an episode on Gran Torino? The worst thing about this movie is people actually think it is good. When I watched it for the first time, I was laughing and cringing so hard I had tears in my eyes. It IS THAT BAD. It is an after school special meets karate kid, seen through the eyes of an old man who clearly has no fucking idea how real people talk or act. Don't believe me? Here is a scene where clint eastwood explains to the main character how to talk and act. Please guys. I need this film explained to me with the hilarious insights I can only find here. How Did This Get Made?

This movie was ridiculous. Yet, you can't peel your eyes away from this stereo-type filled disaster.

Drawn on angry eye browns, calling your dick a lizard, a limo driver crying the words dookie, and hulk hogan. This movies got it all.

I cannot believe no one else has recommended this piece of cinematic mishegas. Picture the hot 80's pop star & Prince protege Vanity lost on a tropical island...kinda naked...a lot. I mean her breasts are small but amazing and you see a lot of them. Then picture an ape or human in an ape suit. I bring this up based on the recent Congo episode. Anyway this film is about a love triangle between a man, a woman, and a fucking ape. Now picture...wait for it...ape rape of Vanity. And yes she kinda digs it! What?! Oh now you know you want to share the fantasy! If you guys don't review this movie then I hope you get screwed by apes!

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093146/ Starring: Ronn Moss (Hot Child in the City) Written and Directed by: Andy Sidaris (Picasso Trigger, Savage Beach, Guns, and so many more) Synopsis: "Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!" Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCM6HCTJeRU Cult Gold. So bad it's good. Christmas in Connecticut (1992) http://www.imdb.com/...ref_=fn_al_tt_2 Starring: Dyan Cannon (That Darn Cat , Kangaroo Jack....ALSO was married to Cary Grant) Kris Kristofferson (A Star Is Born, Payback) Tony Curtis (Some Like It Hot) Written by: Aileen Hamilton (Christmas in Connecticut 1945) Lionel Houser (Christmas in Connecticut 1945) Adele Comandini (Christmas in Connecticut 1945) Janet Brownell (Eloise at the Plaza, 12 Dates of Christmas) Directed by: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (c'mon..) Synopsis: "Elizabeth is the star of a successful cooking show and author of several cookbooks. But when her manager, Alexander sees forest ranger Jefferson, who lost his cabin in a fire, comment on TV about wishing he could get a home-cooked Christmas dinner, he arranges for a special live show on Christmas, for Elizabeth to cook him Christmas Dinner. Only Elizabeth can't cook, and trying to keep Jefferson and the viewing public from finding out on a live show may be a little difficult." Trailer: http://www.videodete...necticut/886181 This is my mom and I's favorite christmas movie. There are so many good Schwarzenegger-esque one liners and kooky scenes.

I don't remember much about this movie (except for the preposterous physics), but I feel like "The Loom of Fate" could be discussed for an hour by itself.