LOL

[Smigg 1488]

I'm watching the original french movie and right off the bat we see some "French Shit Dicks"

 

 

If I'm up to it when the movie is done, I'll post my notes on the similarities and differences between the french original and the remake...

 

I just realised where I've seen the "Merde Bitte sur la gauche" (shit dick on the left, GCSE French up in this bitch!) before.

 

 

It's Anthony Davis!

[Bob Drillboids 181]

Speaking of lookalikes, Shit Dick #1 is a nightmare muppet version of Maya Rudolph.

[Bob Drillboids 181]

And we're over 200 posts on this thread! Well done, everyone. I'm so damn jealous of those who will be attending tomorrow's recording at Largo. I was just barely getting into the podcast when they were last in NYC for Over The Top/Demolition Man. Desperately hoping they do another live show here soonish.

[Smigg 1488]

It's the second longest thread on the HDTGM forum, and it's just been amazing. I can only imagine how amazing the actual episode is going to be.

 

When they actually release it, I think they should just move this thread into the main bit, and use that as the "Official" thread.

[jarrycanada 2483]

 

I just realised where I've seen the "Merde Bitte sur la gauche" (shit dick on the left, GCSE French up in this bitch!) before.

 

 

It's Anthony Davis!

 

Thats him officer get him!!!

[IMAHUGEHDTGMFAN 1837]

And we're over 200 posts on this thread! Well done, everyone.

 

Congrats to all posters!!!

Everybody wins a Chicken!!!

[WEdidITagain 458]

Congrats to all posters!!!

Everybody wins a Chicken!!!

 

Is it in the form of a U2 album in my itunes?

Also there is something crazy about this movie that really makes this this thread so fun. Like this a movie you can't miss. There is just a certain magic. Like... I feel a propulsion to check on this thread similar to how Miley just had to say something when called a "skank ass ho"

[IMAHUGEHDTGMFAN 1837]

Also In both "Glitter" and "LOL" the main characters eat escargot! Crazy connection... lol  "The Escargot Duology"

[Smigg 1488]

So, here's something.

 

LOL made $46,500 in the US. but made $18,000,000 worldwide.

 

So, they broke even, and had enough left over to make The Room, which I think is the sign of a successful movie, if you make enough profit to make The Room, it's not a flop.

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

Also In both "Glitter" and "LOL" the main characters eat escargot! Crazy connection... lol "The Escargot Duology"

Bonus points to this movie though for shitting all over another country's culture while the characters are visiting said country. It's like in "Rush Hour 3" when Chris Tucker makes fun of Chinese people speaking Chinese in CHINA.

[sillstaw 414]

Bonus points to this movie though for shitting all over another country's culture while the characters are visiting said country. It's like in "Rush Hour 3" when Chris Tucker makes fun of Chinese people speaking Chinese in CHINA.

 

I thought that was in "Rush Hour 2." Wasn't "Rush Hour 3" the one set in Paris? (oh no I actually have all this information about the "Rush Hour" series residing in my head)

[Smigg 1488]

Bonus points to this movie though for shitting all over another country's culture while the characters are visiting said country. It's like in "Rush Hour 3" when Chris Tucker makes fun of Chinese people speaking Chinese in CHINA.

 

If he doesn't say "Chinee" then it doesn't count.

 

The chip shop down the road from me used to have Chinese owners, and my relatives visited from America, and it was like a bad comedy.

 

One of them asked for a "Fillet of Fish", with the American pronunciation of "Fillay", she didn't understand. I then said "They would like a fish", she then asked "Would you like cod or haddock?", because she was chinese, she pronounced it "You wan Cah or Harrock?"

 

He didn't understand, he said "What's Harrock?" I said "Do you want a Cod, or a Haddock?" the woman behind the counter then said "Woh ron, you forner?!" Just the most amazing piece of irony I had ever seen.

[Smigg 1488]

Right, here's on thing that has been driving me nuts since I saw it.

 

Miley's talking to shit dick 3 (I think) on Instant Messenger, and she then ends the conversation

 

Hey, Shit Dick 3...

 

It fucking drives me nuts when girls do that shit, when they just answer with one Smiley. So, for her to do that, then shut the laptop and fuck off, that would piss me right off. I'd actually be think "What? What does she want? Where did she go?" It literally means NOTHING. If you walked up to some and just went "Hey... " not only would it confuse the fuck out of people, they'd think you were a knobhead for doing it.

[WEdidITagain 458]

Right, here's on thing that has been driving me nuts since I saw it.

 

Miley's talking to shit dick 3 (I think) on Instant Messenger, and she then ends the conversation

 

Hey, Shit Dick 3...

 

It fucking drives me nuts when girls do that shit, when they just answer with one Smiley. So, for her to do that, then shut the laptop and fuck off, that would piss me right off. I'd actually be think "What? What does she want? Where did she go?" It literally means NOTHING. If you walked up to some and just went "Hey... " not only would it confuse the fuck out of people, they'd think you were a knobhead for doing it.

 

i REMEMBER noting this scene and thinking, "who the fuck raised you" She's talking to shit dick (sd), they just greet each other, then Demi walks in looking like fucking Mister Magoo and Miley hurriedly closes the computer as though she was fingering herself to sd. The fuck is HAPPENING.

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

 

i REMEMBER noting this scene and thinking, "who the fuck raised you" She's talking to shit dick (sd), they just greet each other, then Demi walks in looking like fucking Mister Magoo and Miley hurriedly closes the computer as though she was fingering herself to sd. The fuck is HAPPENING.

With all the awful, awful shit that people are saying and doing in front of each other in this movie, I too wondered why Miley would be SO concerned about anyone seeing her shitty conversation, because we know that she (and everyone else in this movie for that matter) doesn't have a fucking ounce of shame.

[Smigg 1488]

Not only that, she walked in on her mother and her baby sister, sharing a bath, and strips off herself.

 

Okay, going back to the infamous chicken, why is the mother immediately infuriated by the little brother having the chicken in his room?

 

A simple "Why is the chicken in your room?" would have put the issue to rest pretty quickly.

 

"Why is the chicken in your room?"

"What are you talking about, I've been here playing video games"

"How did it get here?"

"Well, my sister's probably trying to get me into trouble, she was trying to kick the shit out of me earlier, it could be stemming from that"

"Why was she trying to kick the shit out of you?"

"I don't know, to be honest, why does she do anything... you know she's trying to suck the Algebra teacher's dick?"

"What?!"

"Yeah, that's why she's taking Algebra, she wants to suck his dick"

"Hang on a minute, you're like 8 years old, how do you know about sucking dick?!"

"What do you mean 'like 8 years old', you're supposed to be my mother, you should know how old I am! Maybe this lack of attention is why I know so much about sucking dick!"

"Why has this conversation gotten so weird?"

"I don't know, you're the one accusing me of bringing a chicken into my room!"

"That is weird!"

"To be honest, everyone is weird, did you know that Shit Dick 3's dad wants to send him to Military School!"

"NO WAY!! Who told you?!"

 

This one got away from me.

[justinmh05 1968]

I am legitimately sad that Jason and June missed out on this episode - I can't even imagine Jason not being there for the discussion of the chicken scene.

 

I hope they are both doing better!

[Smigg 1488]

Shit, I didn't think about that. Did this thread really kick off before or after they recorded it?

[jarrycanada 2483]

I am legitimately sad that Jason and June missed out on this episode - I can't even imagine Jason not being there for the discussion of the chicken scene.

 

I hope they are both doing better!

 

so there not at this one too. is that what your saying.. OHh great. Jason is so the life of this show.

 

Edited note: sorry about that, I wrote that on my ipad with siri and it screwed it up and I just noticed because I am Dyslexic..

[Smigg 1488]

So, I'm looking at something to watch next week, and Shit Dick 3's "The Riot Club" has lasted precisely ONE WEEK at my local cinema, and two weeks everywhere else.

 

To put it into perspective, The Inbetweeners 2, the biggest British film of the year, has been there 8 weeks, Guardians of the Galaxy is in it's 9th week, and still being shown going into October.

 

I don't even know why he bothers me so much at this point, it must be his really punchable face.

[Cameron H. 23786]

Shit, I didn't think about that. Did this thread really kick off before or after they recorded it?

 

Before. The current conversation on this thread started on the 3rd of September and they recorded LOL with Glitter on the 20th.

[Smigg 1488]

 

Before. The current conversation on this thread started on the 3rd of September and they recorded LOL with Glitter on the 20th.

 

Excellent

 

It would be funny if they referenced this thread during the episode.

[WEdidITagain 458]

Not only that, she walked in on her mother and he baby sister, sharing a bath, and strips off herself.

 

Okay, going back to the infamous chicken, why is the mother immediately infuriated by the little brother having the chicken in his room?

 

A simple "Why is the chicken in your room?" would have put the issue to rest pretty quickly.

 

"Why is the chicken in your room?"

"What are you talking about, I've been here playing video games"

"How did it get here?"

"Well, my sister's probably trying to get me into trouble, she was trying to kick the shit out of me earlier, it could be stemming from that"

"Why was she trying to kick the shit out of you?"

"I don't know, to be honest, why does she do anything... you know she's trying to suck the Algebra teacher's dick?"

"What?!"

"Yeah, that's why she's taking Algebra, she wants to suck his dick"

"Hang on a minute, you're like 8 years old, how do you know about sucking dick?!"

"What do you mean 'like 8 years old', you're supposed to be my mother, you should know how old I am! Maybe this lack of attention is why I know so much about sucking dick!"

"Why has this conversation gotten so weird?"

"I don't know, you're the one accusing me of bringing a chicken into my room!"

"That is weird!"

"To be honest, everyone is weird, did you know that Shit Dick 3's dad wants to send him to Military School!"

"NO WAY!! Who told you?!"

 

This one got away from me.

 

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

I feel like you left out one crucial comment.

Boy: Hey mom, why did you check the microwave... TWICE?

Mom:

[Smigg 1488]

I had to rewatch the Chicken scene because something was pissing me right off, that being "What caused her to get the chicken and desecrate it?"

 

The long and short of it is, she had the chicken with the sole intention of finger fucking it on camera in a premeditated plan of weirdness. She actually thought "I am going to get this chicken, and make it look like a pussy, to whoever is on there." She's a fucking mentalist!

 

The conversation was literally:

 

"Hey, what's your name?"

"No. Anonymous = More exciting"

 

Then she mastubated a chicken. So, it makes me wonder what Shit Dick 1 was thinking, or what he said whilst it was happening. Not only that, he'd have talked about it to at least one of the other Shit Dicks.

 

"Hey, I was talking to this girl online, and she started playing with her pussy!"

"No way! What did you say to get her to do that?"

"Nothing, I asked her what her name was, and then she just started playing with herself!"

"What a skank ass hoe... SKANK ASS HOE!! Oh my god, it was Lola"

"It was LOL?!"

"LOL?! What kind of stupid ass name is that?!"

"That's what everybody calls her!"

"What? I've never heard anyone call her that!"

"She told me everyone calls her LOL"

"Literally nobody has called her LOL, it just makes no sense, why not just say "Lo?"

"I don't fucking know, she just told me that people call her LOL!"

"Well, she's lying!"

"What a weird thing to lie about... hey, did you know Shit Dick 3's dad is sending him to military school?"

"No way! Who told you!"

"Well, the girl who we think is LOL..."

"No one calls her that"

"That's beside the point, she just left with a chicken in her hand, and she left her computer on, and her mom was telling her little brother off, and he told her. She also wants to suck the Algebra teacher's dick!"

"Does she even take algebra?!"

 

See, it all links. But I'm getting a little too into writing these conversations.

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

Smigg, were you one of the writers on the "Saw" franchise? If so, I commend your ability to explain what every character, no matter how big or small, was doing during every second of the day, no matter how little it mattered or how much it unnecessarily overcomplicated what should have been a very simple story, and how you've now honed and turned those talents towards the ULTIMATE in torture porn, "L-O-fucking-L".