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Smigg, we're all in this together.

 

Like a webcam inside raw poultry, we are in this bitch.

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But, on the bright side, we did it! It's the biggest thread :D

 

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Maybe this will be the Halloween episode...I can't think of anything more horrifying.

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Maybe this will be the Halloween episode...I can't think of anything more horrifying.

 

To be honest, I don't know if I can wait that long for the episode :D

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To be honest, I don't know if I can wait that long for the episode :D

 

Seriously this is the hungriest I ever been for an episode of ANYTHING.

God, can we petition for a coda the at the end of the episode where Jason and June give us a quick run down of what the fuck they thought of this?

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Not only that, when the episode actually happens, this thread needs to be shifted over as the main thread.

 

That's the start of our list of demands

 

- This thread becomes the main thread

- Jason and June show up for an epilogue after the 'live' part.

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Not only that, when the episode actually happens, this thread needs to be shifted over as the main thread.

 

That's the start of our list of demands

 

- This thread becomes the main thread

- Jason and June show up for an epilogue after the 'live' part.

 

^^ THIS!!! Yes!!!

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Oh shit, this one got pulled out from nowhere. This is amazing.

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Not only that, when the episode actually happens, this thread needs to be shifted over as the main thread.

 

That's the start of our list of demands

 

- This thread becomes the main thread

- Jason and June show up for an epilogue after the 'live' part.

 

we really should ask for more.

- More ads from stamps.com and whatever happened to legal zoom?

- All engineers should form a boy band

- Changing SHOCKED in the American language lexicon to SHARKED

- Frame by frame commentary of chicken scene by blonde broad and shit dick.

 

THERE WILL BE MORE.

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1:47 - The Nerdy Kid, who I will refer to from here on out as "Shit Dick", leaving the school

This is important people. Let the record show that on September 11 of this year, Smigg started the whole "Shit Dick" thing. Never forget...

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Ironically enough, much like 'LOL' was a remake of his movie, "French Cop" is merely a remake of this. A scene many proclaim to be "The best fucking thing ever!"

 

Jesus, it takes him like a year and a half to rip out that light post, and then several more months before anything happens, but when it DOES happen, it happens like a motherfucker from evvvvvvvvery angle, over and over and over...

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Jesus, it takes him like a year and a half to rip out that light post, and then several more months before anything happens, but when it DOES happen, it happens like a motherfucker from evvvvvvvvery angle, over and over and over...

 

I actually watched the entire movie on Netflix, it's just glorious

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This is important people. Let the record show that on September 11 of this year, Smigg started the whole "Shit Dick" thing. Never forget...

 

I feel like Toby Keith should write a song about it.

 

Some heartfelt acoustic intro. Then he starts singing, some heartfelt lyrics (everything heartfelt)

 

"Where were you, when he watched it all on Netflix?

Saw three guys, and he called them all Shit Dicks"

 

Then, you get more heartfelt stuff, but then we get the upbeat shit

 

"48 hours from the day of his birth

He watched LOL, it created some mirth

He joined in on a thread to discuss what he saw

Like a masturbated chicken behind bedroom door

Two emo looking dicks in a battle of the bands

An nerdy looking douche on a field trip to France

Miley Cyrus cannot act, and I hope that will stick

But the story of this film is the birth of Shit Dicks!"

 

You know, something nice and country sounding.

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I feel like Toby Keith should write a song about it.

 

Some heartfelt acoustic intro. Then he starts singing, some heartfelt lyrics (everything heartfelt)

 

"Where were you, when he watched it all on Netflix?

Saw three guys, and he called them all Shit Dicks"

 

Then, you get more heartfelt stuff, but then we get the upbeat shit

 

"48 hours from the day of his birth

He watched LOL, it created some mirth

He joined in on a thread to discuss what he saw

Like a masturbated chicken behind bedroom door

Two emo looking dicks in a battle of the bands

An nerdy looking douche on a field trip to France

Miley Cyrus cannot act, and I hope that will stick

But the story of this film is the birth of Shit Dicks!"

 

You know, something nice and country sounding.

I don't know, because lyrically that kind of sounds like late 90s Will Smith, where he'd basically tell the entire story of his latest film in about a three minute jam that heavily samples a well-known 80s riff.

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I don't know, because lyrically that kind of sounds like late 90s Will Smith, where he'd basically tell the entire story of his latest film in about a three minute jam that heavily samples a well-known 80s riff.

 

Agreed. It works almost perfectly to the riff from The Fresh Prince of Bel-air.

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I don't know, because lyrically that kind of sounds like late 90s Will Smith, where he'd basically tell the entire story of his latest film in about a three minute jam that heavily samples a well-known 80s riff.

 

It might work as part of a 'How Did This Get Made?' concept album.

 

But, if you have it sound like this, we're onto a winner

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAF_3WMJGM

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Such a shame that Jason and June Diane won't be on this episode.

 

I still retain that because this movie is so fucking bonkers, this ep should have like a little ten minute chunk where Jason and June both just say a quick note of what they thought because this is movie was made for this show.

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This could easily be a 2 hour episode, and still have stuff left over to talk about.

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I still retain that because this movie is so fucking bonkers, this ep should have like a little ten minute chunk where Jason and June both just say a quick note of what they thought because this is movie was made for this show.

Or maybe they can have the entire mini ep the next week.

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