Episode 38 — I Have 30 Companies

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Sean and Hayes thank their fans for compiling all the awkward moments from the show on a Tumblr, share some facts about Thailand courtesy of The Challenge, and are surprised that they were able to catch up on what previously happened on VH1’s Tough Love. Then JON GABRUS stops by to talk about the quips he makes on MTV’s Guy Code and to introduce the guys to World’s Worst Tenants.

[VinsanityV22 500]

Another week, another forum to get up to "Hot Status". Can't wait to hear what Sean & Hayes think of Worlds Worst Tennants... *download faster, mp3!*

[chanson 9697]

Hey guys,

 

This is awkward, so I'll try to handle it delicately. Hayes got my name right the first time he said it this week and then after that mispronounced it and then Sean did some weird French thing with it... I'm super flattered that you guys are even reading what I have to say, let alone saying my name, which is really helping me attract the Hollywood insiders that listen to The Reality SHOw Show to my Twitter and Facebook and Google+ and Myspace and LinkedIn despite the fact that I don't do any work in the media field at all. I'm not sure if this was on purpose or what, but I don't think it's that difficult to say my name the right way, so I'm not sure what to think about all this name business other than to be really deeply hurt by it. #unforgivable

 

Also, I'm so glad you guys realized how badly you fucked up by taking time off from The Challenge. I was worried that I might have to bitch about it more and if you couldn't tell, I hate doing that. The Wes comment really made me realize how successful he is and how much of a loser Johnny is. I mean, not to brag or anything (Valerie Bryant), but I started a company a year ago and I thought I was pretty accomplished by doing that. Now that I know Wes has 30, I feel pretty stupid by wasting my time on that one and not starting 29 others at the same time... By the way, I think Wes' monster truck competed in the Olympics in dressage with Mit Romney's horse.

 

Another thing, I totally get what Jon Gabrus said about not being able to tell what level of sarcasm you guys are operating on. I'm not sure if it's Sean or Hayes that is instigating this but I do remember listening to the first few episodes of the show and truly believing most of what you guys said... Then I realized that nearly everything you guys said was total bullshit and that made me like the show even more. The one thing I hate in media is truth. There's too much of it and it needs to be taken down a notch. That's why I get all of my news from E! News.

 

All things considered the show this week was pretty great. I'm gonna have to dock some points for the name thing but The Challenge segment was excellent and Jon Gabrus was delightful, so I'll have to give you guys a 9.5/10 this week.

 

Love You, Bye.

 

PS - RIP TheNarnold, miss you buddy.

 

PPS - If you guys want some sexy pics all you have to do is ask... If you're into physically fit and muscular (not bragging, Valerie Bryant) but still kinda chunky hairy dudes with beards, I'm your guy. I've heard that's what you guys are into these days but I didn't want to be too forward about it. I'm not normally into dudes, but I do really enjoy competition, so now that JUSTfriends is trying to get up on that, I feel like I should too.

 

PPPS - Doesn't running a gas generator inside create dangerous (lethal) amounts of carbon monoxide?

[Paintsville 64]

"I own a porsche, a bmw, a monster truck, and 30 companies" is definitely the best takedown that has ever happened on television."

 

The Challenge is still my favorite show on TV, but I do have to say that the recent trend of all of the competitors being roided out and in shape takes something out of it for me. I'm not watching this show to see feats of strength. I'm watching it for a bunch of tanked up, emotionally unstable people to nearly kill each other in hopes of winning a relatively small monetary prize, with only a few of those people being roided out and in shape. During the big fight this week, you could see people JOGGING in the background! They need to institute new rules. No roids, no working out (or JOGGING) during the show, and everyone has to be drinking and off their meds.

[chanson 9697]

One more thing, does the sexual assault lawsuit against MTV filed by Tonya have anything to do with Evan and Kenny not being on The Challenge for the last few seasons?

[20SA 19]

One more thing, does the sexual assault lawsuit against MTV filed by Tonya have anything to do with Evan and Kenny not being on The Challenge for the last few seasons?

 

Most definitely.

[robinsbruce 4985]

Alright I've had about enough of this shit.

 

I come here (the show, not the forum) for a lot of things. Two affable, handsome dudes bro-ing out about some fantastic and really real entertainment is right up my ally. MOST of the time you guys deliver (except for Brett's costly errors). Hell, even the modeling is good and I have no way to evaluate that based on anything other than what you tell me. It's fair to say I "enjoy" this podcast. I also "enjoy" all of the genuine, thoughtful, and appropriate banter contained herein (the forum, not the show). However, I have a fucking bone to pick with you.

 

WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMNED SCOOPS???

It's now been two full weeks without even a couple of baby-scoops. How will the scoop army survive this beautifully harsh fall TV season without the sustenance we so desperately need?

 

ANOTHER THING, Chansone(sp?) and I are on to your little reverse psychological trickeries. Guess what? Now I WILL NOT be sending you all of my sexy boudoir pics via DM via the internets. Take that.

 

-JUST your friend,

Bruce

[chanson 9697]

So, I watched the World's Worst Tenants "gamer" episode and it did not disappoint. One thing I noticed, the generator was giving off steam... Last time I checked a gas jenny doesn't give off steam. I also loved the casual racism the show employs, which, when coupled with the complete inability of the "gamer" to explain his "clan" in a way that would be at all meaningful to the rat-tail dude and process-server lady, made him seem completely unrelatable therefore implying to the audience that it's alright that he be treated as subhuman.

 

Perhaps this is how real nerd-girls are treated as well?

[OcterDoctopus 1079]

Perhaps this is how real nerd-girls are treated as well?

 

Perhaps, maybe. But its very tough to say. I'm not an eviction specialist NOR fake nerd girl shaming specialist.

 

I can't even claim to be an apprentice in either field--let alone calling myself a specialist, journeyman, freemason, or guild certified!

[kneisage 2108]

Holy shit, I need to watch World's Worst Tenants.

 

I hope the whole thing is like this harrowing moment from Storage Wars or whatever

 

http://youtu.be/PsE5kow_duM

[Clem Dawg 896]

does anyone know if narnold did take his white knight shit back to 4chan? i wanna check but i got banned for calling Wes a fake jock guy

[robinsbruce 4985]

does anyone know if narnold did take his white knight shit back to 4chan? i wanna check but i got banned for calling Wes a fake jock guy

 

Although I have seen many horrible things on the 4chan, I still cannot figure out how to navigate that site. Does anyone really know? It's as if they are trying to surprise me with alien anime dicks.

 

Maybe he went to reddit? I'm sure they love white knight shit there. I guess I'll just keep wading through 4chan until I find him, odysseus style.

 

P.S. - It's about to get hot up in this thread y'all! #imabadbitch

[greggy 15909]

dear mr clemence and mr davishboard.

 

hi. my name is greggy. please say my name (greggy) on your radio show. (greggy).

 

love,

(greggy).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2006 for life

[Asteck 1250]

The detour about Aziz's roast was so great. That was a scoldbrag he did, right? Is there a twitter I should forward that portion of the roast to?

 

Hey Aziz ->

 

 

I feel I need to make a confession about the post that led to the fake nerd girl things: I never had any intention of not watching Heroes of Cosplay. I've seen every episode and loved every minute.

[OcterDoctopus 1079]

It's as if they are trying to surprise me with alien anime dicks.

 

It is a site full of anime alien boudoir tentacles, I agree, but be carefulsaying anything that borders on criticism. They might find out. Last thing we need are a bunch of white knights white knighting it up around here.

[chanson 9697]

does anyone know if narnold did take his white knight shit back to 4chan? i wanna check but i got banned for calling Wes a fake jock guy

 

Is Wes some kind of 4chan god or something? Does anyone like Wes at all? I think I'm the only person alive who doesn't hate him with a hot fiery passion... I don't know why I like him but I honestly think he means well, which is why I feel sorry enough for him to actually kind of like the guy. Is that weird?

 

Also, I'm totes serious about those sexy pics. You guys don't have to be all shy about it now that it's out in the open... Just dm me and we'll do this shit.

 

Another thing, I'm pretty sure I heard Hayes say "this is our second to last show." What exactly does that mean? I mean that vis-a-vis the comment I made earlier about everything you guys say being complete and utter bullshit. Something tells me this may not follow that rule (that something being Hayes' guilty, sheepish laugh after he said it).

 

Love You, Bye.

[BryanDmuchowski 7]

I heard it too Chanson...did Hayes say this is their second to last show? Please no...I can't get through my week without this podcast! I suppose this is why Hayes and Sean ask that we rate them on iTunes every week.

Please keep it going guys. I'll pay.

[xoValeriexo 4369]

Chanson, don't be upset with me just because I'm a straight shooter who isn't afraid to get #controversial. I knew I would get shit from all around when I called you out on your braggery, and that's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it uh-huh uh-huh.

 

Sean and Hayes, hi. How are you? Did you know you're just Sean and Hayes in my home? If I said to my boyfriend, one-time-caller-Joe, "Remember when Sean said..." he would know I was talking about our little RSS sweetie magoo. And if I said to him "Remember when Hayes said..." he would laugh because he knows I would never want to talk about Hayes. Hayes, I'm negging you. It means I like you. Read a book.

 

I just want you to know how much I care for you. And I'm being genuine, it's just that I'm not that good at it. Sparkle on, sparklers.

[chanson 9697]

I think it says something about my childhood and/or life choices that I actually derive pleasure and enjoyment from being harangued by people such as yourself, Valerie Bryant.

 

Way to keep it #controversial.

 

Also, we believe that you have a boyfriend already, Jesus.

 

Furthermore, I would like to know what kind of medication you are on that makes you so bubbly, enthusiastic, and outgoing. I would also like some too, please.

[robinsbruce 4985]

Chanson, don't be upset with me just because I'm a straight shooter who isn't afraid to get #controversial. I knew I would get shit from all around when I called you out on your braggery, and that's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it uh-huh uh-huh.

 

Sean and Hayes, hi. How are you? Did you know you're just Sean and Hayes in my home? If I said to my boyfriend, one-time-caller-Joe, "Remember when Sean said..." he would know I was talking about our little RSS sweetie magoo. And if I said to him "Remember when Hayes said..." he would laugh because he knows I would never want to talk about Hayes. Hayes, I'm negging you. It means I like you. Read a book.

 

I just want you to know how much I care for you. And I'm being genuine, it's just that I'm not that good at it. Sparkle on, sparklers.

 

I hate to drop character here cause I'm all for riding this riff out...but dear god this is genius. Annnnnnnnnnnd now I'm out of likes. Thanks RSS.

[kneisage 2108]

Chanson, don't be upset with me just because I'm a straight shooter who isn't afraid to get #controversial. I knew I would get shit from all around when I called you out on your braggery, and that's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it uh-huh uh-huh.

 

Sean and Hayes, hi. How are you? Did you know you're just Sean and Hayes in my home? If I said to my boyfriend, one-time-caller-Joe, "Remember when Sean said..." he would know I was talking about our little RSS sweetie magoo. And if I said to him "Remember when Hayes said..." he would laugh because he knows I would never want to talk about Hayes. Hayes, I'm negging you. It means I like you. Read a book.

 

I just want you to know how much I care for you. And I'm being genuine, it's just that I'm not that good at it. Sparkle on, sparklers.

 

This is great and one of the many reasons I will be very sad if Reality Show Show ends up going away. I'd miss posting every week with you rascals.

[byort 11]

Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa...people talk about some show named "Badly Breaking", but this "second-to-last show" bombshell is TRULY heart-attack inducing! Say it ain't so!! This humble listener who doesn't even deserve your greatness will most assuredly miss you! I came out of lurker status to say so. If the next episode is your final episode, I hope there will be more Nev bashing...I never get enough! Continue lighting the showbiz world on fire!!!

[OcterDoctopus 1079]

There is no way in hell this was the second to last episode. A new season of Shark Tank premieres this Friday, this is absolutely not the time to abandon ship!

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

I heard it too Chanson...did Hayes say this is their second to last show? Please no...I can't get through my week without this podcast! I suppose this is why Hayes and Sean ask that we rate them on iTunes every week.

Please keep it going guys. I'll pay.

 

This is another classic Sean & Hayes Prank 'Em! The boys are well known for pulling pranks on unsuspecting baffoons (trying to convince us that there is such a thing as a good sweet AND salty food, acting like Lorne Michaels would ever let them leave the SNL auditions without multi-million dollar contracts, pretending like Engineer Frank is a respectible member of society, etc. etc. etc.)

 

In fact, it's become such a mainstream, cultural thing that a lot of times when something a little screwy is going on people will look around and be like "Am I being Prank 'Em'd?! Where's Sean and Hayes?!"

[Hayzie Bone 843]

Hey guys. Wanted to clarify my comment about it being the second-to-last episode of the reality SHOW show. I said that because: it was! But we're going to do a new show instead.

 

Here's the story: a couple weeks ago, we got a (conference) call from Jeff Ulrich and Scott Anchorman. It turns out they had been listening to the raw feeds from our records, where before the show Sean and I dish on Hollywood from an insider's perspective and offer whichever engineer is working that day tips on how to survive this crazy business. Jeff and Scott found themselves using our insights in their own struggles with the entertainment industry, so they called to ask us if they could release those conversations as a separate podcast.

 

We went back and forth a few times but once we settled on the numbers, we agreed to do a new podcast focusing on Sean's and my success in the Hollywood business sphere, and reaching down to help others get to where we and our famous guests have gotten. We think it will be a great show, but also a GOOD show, you know? And hopefully it will help us avoid the issue of everyone hating reality television.

 

After this Tuesday's final episode of RSS, we'll debut the new one very soon, and we would really appreciate if you guys brought your listening and forum-posting business there. Sorry if you only listened to us because of the reality show discussions. Can't say what the money was or the number of figu7es but I don't think you'd have turned it down. We will still talk about reality shows on the forums if you want. And thank you! We really appreciate everything.