Episode 25 — Scott Aukerman and Jeff Ullrich, Our Business Associates

[agata 2789]

Hayes and Sean dish on their relationship with Kanye during a round of "Snail Mail Roulade" and then give listeners a peek into the inner workings of the Earwolf machine as Scott Ankerman and Jeff Ullrich enter a live negotiation with Hayes, Sean, and their powerful team of lawyers.

[greggy 15909]

whoa

[kobthatreal 5896]

whoa

[JulyDiaz 2797]

[jeffullrich 652]

About to listen. Here goes...

[chanson 9697]

[DEATHMAN 3317]

Big numbers: scarier than mummies?

[jeffullrich 652]

They were kind to go easy on me. Fun times.

[mattyzmatty 157]

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Hey, Jeff, cool name, even cooler negotiation techniques. You and Scott Arbitrationman really bust out some nasty contracts.

Sike! Major Fail!

[chanson 9697]

They were kind to go easy on me. Fun times.

 

Yeah, except errbody (because I'm "urban") knows I'm this podcast's resident mean bitch. Sean and Hayes... Pshaw. Pussy Cats.

 

Incidentally, they're also my real dads.

[RyanWright 713]

man this is the greatest show online. I am still dealing with my ptsd from the rss ending so this ep hit close to home. I donated more but honestly guys if things go south I have a twelve pack of dr pepper 10 and an old silver dollar and I mean like 1903 old. Ill bankroll this operation

[MattCameron 595]

Zero $ Handbook's ability to draw a dedicated, attractive fanbase is worth more than money. When people visit the forums and see all of us good looking folks learning so much and being totally rad and awesome that makes them want to listen. I know you Earwolf fat cats are just looking at the bottom line here though, so I guess we will need to throw some more donations at you to keep Sean and Hayes on board.

[skizelo 2536]

This made me genuinely anxious, I couldn't enjoy all the fun cross-talk comedy.

e: I really liked it when the one guy said he went to "Primton" at "the base of a hill" where the view was "brutal." He gets my MVP.

[takehomejoke 670]

Did they give out a phone number for Power Lawyers? Yowie zowie

[hugLife 492]

Buzzkill Alert:

 

I was totally thinking "WHOA" like errybody when I saw who was in this episode....

 

 

...and then I listened to it...

 

This is like that time when that Titan boat was pretending like it didn't get hurt from the ice it floated into. HH is going to join the Heart of the Ocean soon

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

Today's episode was a real reality (show show) check. All this time, Hayes and Sean have been providing me with invaluable information and I haven't given them one single thing in return. The way I figure it, it's high time that I stop suckin' off the Hollywood Handbook teet for free and start carrying my weight around here.

 

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Without this show, I wouldn't have known about how Jimmy Carter was only fingering Jennifer Lawrence and I would instead still be thinking about how he had full-on sexing with her and for that I am forever greatfull (I am "full" of "great" thanks).

 

I have decided that, like Tony, I'm going to stop suckin' off the HWH teet and start suckin' off those big ole nuts, just a nice little sucking on dem dickballs.

 

I should donate more money.

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

However I'm also very skeptical that there's not some criminal activity going on because I have donated money before and so the show shouldn't have made "$0" as Mr. Ulricht claimed. I think he's stealing money from you guys.

[kneisage 2108]

First I said "whoa" but then I said "ha ha" from laughing at all the good jokes on this podcast.

 

Thanks to everyone involved for putting the time and effort into making this episode and all the other episodes as well. I look forward to many more please. thank you

[showshowbro 1177]

Did you really have to mention all the people that want us anthraxed?? Our kids listen to this show, and highschool is tough enough as it is without the constant worry of bad people anthraxing on daddy.

 

ps.

 

whoa

[burdrulz 1760]

Don't have time to look at the forums,

 

I haven't even listened to this episode all the way through.

 

But what i just wanted to say what I have heard has been the funniest shit i've heard in a while.

[agata 2789]

Don't have time to look at the forums,

 

I haven't even listened to this episode all the way through.

 

But what i just wanted to say what I have heard has been the funniest shit i've heard in a while.

 

hi josh can i just say thank you for posting despite your very, very limited time.

[kneisage 2108]

 

hi josh can i just say thank you for posting despite your very, very limited time.

 

Ugh I want to like this post real dang bad but I already hit my limit of likes for today. Can we get the forum mods on this please.

[greggy 15909]

contender for best show yet