Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

if cody's fridge is filled with hot dogs we will know the truth

[greggy 15909]

to play devils advocate, not all men whose fridge is packed full of hot dogs are a ghost, i am no ghost

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

i dont know that any of us believe that

[rod aug 5637]

i dont know that any of us believe that

i'm not sure i can trust a man whose fridge is filled with hot dogs

 

come on at least throw a couple brauts in there, brahs.

[Matchgame72 118]

"You guys are creeps" is my favorite quote from a guest since Sinbad said Ronald Reagan was a Republican

[mwn 5470]

Oh man I miss Ecto Cooler! That was my jam back in the day.

I miss it, also ants on a log? Cobs and robbers? Anyone?

[boy genie 62]

Anybody else feel like there was an outrageous amount of sexual tension between Hayes and Iliza?

 

PS it is intimidating as fuck to join the hollywood handbook forums

[rod aug 5637]

Anybody else feel like there was an outrageous amount of sexual tension between Hayes and Iliza?

 

PS it is intimidating as fuck to join the hollywood handbook forums

I know what you mean, it took me a solid 5 years to send Chanson a friend request on facebook, mostly because I didn't know who he was.

 

We may be the funniest group of fucks on the internet, but we certainly will judge everyone who posts here if they don't make us loff our collective butts off.

 

Only joshing, everyone should join our forum to give us the highest post/listen ratio of any podcast on the internet.

[Asadasa 71]

dont like when pretty ladies are mean to sean and hayes.

 

On the other hand, it's just about the only way I can feel anything anymore.

[masked man 18]

one of the best episodes ever

 

maybe because she was slow to the bits, but idc it was pure hollywood magic

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Only joshing, everyone should join our forum to give us the highest post/listen ratio of any podcast on the internet.

i looked yesterday for the first time and I was actually surprised how high up in the "rankings" HH was with regards to forum action. Other than the obvious (CBB) we do pretty well

[takehomejoke 670]

Actually in terms of posts per thread I think HH has CBB beat by a good deal. Now have they ever broken the 300 POST BARRIER!?@?!?! I think not!!!

[kobthatreal 5896]

Now we just gotta chop the fingeys off of all those HDTGM forum posters... Can't be that hard, I mean their faces are probably already glued to their screens because they is watching bad movies all the time, all we gotta do is walk in their house and just get our fingchops out and get to chopping! And no Andy, fingeys aren't weiners even if you stick them through the fly of your jeans. So we aren't cutting off any weendogs.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

Bozos here reporting live from Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. The whole places is Hollywood but I haven't seen Hayes or Sean as of yet. Eyes are as peeled as a beautiful MASHED potata.

 

Quick review of the area, way too scary. They sell Houdinis black magic at a store here and ZOMBIE BURLESQUE HOLY FUCK TOO SCARY and then right next door they have a GAP you can fall into and one for babies too but then next door to there is a whole store devoted to popcorn so that was movies and I felt safer.

 

I met who I can only guess is a big fucking celebrity outside. She kept saying she could entertain me all night so she must be hilarious once the show starts. Skoop Troupe pens out please because she kept asking if I was a cop, and I'm assuming it's very important to her that I wasn't a cop because they is too serious and won't laugh at anything or enjoy the show. Not even worth her time.

 

Hayes? Sean? Are you guys here? I'll be at the video poker machine if you wanna swing by and say hello.

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

This place is also beehive for forum "like"s. Check out all the unliked posts on CBB or ADP or UTU2TM.

 

All you gotta do is talk like a funny mans and screws up who doesn't know plural here to get 20 likes.

[alargebucket 1589]

This place is also beehive for forum "like"s. Check out all the unliked posts on CBB or ADP or UTU2TM.

 

All you gotta do is talk like a funny mans and screws up who doesn't know plural here to get 20 likes.

Check and check. Liked.

 

But, real talk, there is a tangible and genuine Post Quality differential between this forum and the others. Some of that is the jokes for sure--such wow jokes, but I get the sense--having not been here very long--it's moreso that this show seems to attract people with, like, a DEEP LOVE OF HUMANITY. That is not sarcastic. This is like the Parks and Recreation of Earwolf to everyone else's UK The Office. This is just a show about people who love each other. The other places are a little more clinical, distant... No drama here. TNT. We No Drama.

[greggy 15909]

its also a great forum when you got your own horn because you can toot it all you want

[Andrew 4646]

I demand that all new posters show pictures of their cats/dogs/dads/themselves in junior high.

[robinsbruce 4985]

Hell yeah let's see some good old fashioned D

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

Anybody else feel like there was an outrageous amount of sexual tension between Hayes and Iliza?

 

I'm guessing she was into Hayes because he has a deep, sexy voice like her favorite comedian Pablo Francisco. Also guessing she's a wild child party animal since Mr. Francisco can start a party anywhere when he does his vocal techno beats and Spanish TV reenactments.

[JacobCrites 4977]

I wish beyond anything that I had any money that I could donate the show, or that I had any friends that didn't already listen.

I can't imagine my life without these hot scoops and my two favorite H-Wood Heroes :(/>

[JacobCrites 4977]

to play devils advocate, not all men whose fridge is packed full of hot dogs are a ghost, i am no ghost

Ok Greg PLEASE do not advocate the devil in these forums. He's too scary and if we want to get new listeners we should advocate good guys like angels or unicorns.

[SaladJesseRapheal 32]

I think she Iliza was more into Sean because she called his face hair a beard.

 

Also - what kind of car do you think Sean drives if it looks like a shiny bird? Maybe the batmobile?

 

Also also - it is intimidating posting on here for the first time.

[robinsbruce 4985]

I think she Iliza was more into Sean because she called his face hair a beard.

 

Also - what kind of car do you think Sean drives if it looks like a shiny bird? Maybe the batmobile?

 

Also also - it is intimidating posting on here for the first time.

 

It's a hyudai elantra

 

 

 

 

leased, not owned

 

 

 

Probs p shiny

[chanson 9697]

 

It's a hyudai elantra

 

 

 

 

leased, not owned

 

 

 

Probs p shiny

 

Truth